Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
The journey through the outer office was accomplished without mishap,
though Mr. Culpepper, running afoul of a swivel chair, had to be
restrained from attacking the whirling piece of furniture bodily.
Marc and Toffee took him in charge and guided him gently into Marc's
private office, where Agatha and Chadwick had preceded them and turned
on the lights.
Agatha turned on Toffee threateningly. "Well, we're here," she said.
"Where are the pills?"
Toffee nodded toward the desk. "Over there," she said. "The green
bottle."
At the sight of the bottle both Agatha and Chadwick seemed to lose
a good deal of their dignified reserve; they fairly trampled each
other in a rush for the desk. Reaching the bottle, they grappled
openly across the desk for its possession. Marc and Toffee dropped Mr.
Culpepper to the lounge and stood by for developments.
"Give it here!" Agatha shrilled. "Let me have it, do you hear!"
"I'll let you have it right enough," Chadwick grunted back at her.
"I'll let you have it right in the eye with my fist."
"Louse!" Agatha yelled. "I'm going to be head of this organization. I
have the brains anyway."
"Since when?" Chadwick jeered. "If it weren't for me you'd still be
carrying grog behind a bar."
"Yes," Agatha said evilly, trying to twist the bottle out of his hand,
"and you, sponge that you are, would be soaking it up as fast as I
could carry it. Give me that bottle, you old rummy."
"Take your grasping claws off it," Chadwick said levelly, "before I
lose my temper. I'll see that the pills are handled properly."
"Properly for whom?" Agatha rasped. "You'd hog them all for yourself,
that's what you'd do!"
Both of them stood their ground. The struggle was apparently
one to the finish; obviously whichever of them emerged the
victor would be in control of the other forever after. Deep within
them primitive instincts had been set to work to choose the
chieftain ... or chieftainess, as the case might be ... of their
proposed "organization." As the contest left the field of invective
and entered onto the more taxing one of physical, brute force, they
both seemed to forget their captives. Dropping their guns to the
floor, first Agatha, then Chadwick, they shoved their free hands in
each other's faces and began to push. At this, Marc and Toffee, with a
little cry of triumph, acted as a team in swooping away from the lounge
and retrieving the guns from the floor.
Looking somewhat like an infant Annie Oakley, Toffee stepped back,
aimed her pistol in the general direction of the battling Harpers and
shouted, "Stick 'em up!"
But the Harpers had other things on their minds. Chadwick had just let
out an enraged bellow as Agatha's even, white teeth had bitten into one
of his fingers.
Toffee looked helplessly at Marc. "What'll we do?" she asked.
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