Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
Marc was already doing it. Aiming at the ceiling, he brought a shower
of plaster thunderously down over the scene of the battle. The Harpers
instantly became transfixed, a frozen study of hand-to-hand combat.
Leaning over the table, their faces almost together, they stared
fixedly at each other through a screen of fingers. They had the look of
people suddenly remembering something very important.
"Hands up!" Toffee piped.
* * * * *
The Harpers came to life in the same moment and reacted with their
customary single-mindedness. Two pairs of hands shot into the air, and
as a result the bottle crashed to the top of the desk, pills rolling
in all directions. The desk and portions of the floor around the desk
seemed to have been the scene of a recent snowstorm.
"I'll keep them covered," Toffee told Marc. "You get the police."
"The police?" Marc said. "How will we explain who they are? With their
new faces, I mean. For that matter, how will we explain who _we_ are?
The cops are looking for us, too, you know."
"I see what you mean," Toffee said thoughtfully. "It's rather an
impasse, isn't it?" She turned to Mr. Culpepper who, roused by the
sound of the shot, was now weaving his way toward them. "What about
that antidote?" she asked him. "If whiskey's supposed to restore us,
heaven knows we've had whiskey aplenty."
"Takes time," the little man said thickly. "Mustn't expect miracles,
you know."
"Oh, mustn't I?" Toffee said with sudden heat. "You change me into a
miserable little blob of flab and then you have the gall to tell me not
to expect miracles. That's a laugh ... a fair howl."
The little man chuckled. "It is rather humorous, isn't it?" he said.
"I ought to kick in your bridgework," Toffee said dully.
"You don't like me," Mr. Culpepper said with no particular expression.
"You think I'm disgusting."
"You think you're kidding," Toffee said. "You've just shown real
insight."
"Thank you," the little man said gravely. "Sometimes I think...."
In a start of surprise he lurched to one side, grasping a chair for
support. His eyes, like Agatha's and Chadwick's, were fastened on Marc
and Toffee. Suddenly, the two erstwhile youngsters had begun to stretch
upward like a pair of extending telescopes. They were growing and aging
with the speed of lightning, it seemed. In a matter of seconds Marc
became once again a tall, serious-eyed businessman ... one that had
unaccountably rolled up his trousers to go wading. At his side Toffee
was again a scantily clad redhead ... a fine figure of a girl with a
fine figure. The effect was impressive to say the least. The Harpers
gasped in unison.
Toffee stretched out one of her exquisite legs and surveyed it with
satisfaction. "Well, that's more like it," she said happily. "A girl
can really get places with a pair of pins like that."
"I told you!" Agatha shrieked. "I told you there was something funny
about her. Only it isn't funny!"
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