Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Oh, Lord," Chadwick murmured. "I've never seen anything so weird in
all my life. How did they manage it?"
"Don't ask me," Agatha said unhappily. "I don't like to even think
about it."
Marc had also stretched out a leg, but the sight of it seemed to give
him no particular pleasure. Hastily, still holding his gun on Agatha
and Chadwick, he reached out and rolled down his trousers.
"Well, thank heaven that's over," he sighed. "What a relief."
"Hypnosis," Chadwick said to Agatha. "That's what it is. Either they
hypnotized us into thinking they were children a while ago, or they're
hypnotizing us now to make us think they're adults. I wonder which they
really are?"
"I don't care," Agatha said with sudden disillusion. "I don't care
if they're really a pair of Newfoundland puppies. I don't care about
anything anymore."
"I told you," Mr. Culpepper said to Toffee. "It worked like a charm.
Now you don't have to be sore at me any more."
Toffee favored the little man with a radiant smile. "I could kiss you,"
she said recklessly.
"Please do," Mr. Culpepper said.
"Later," Toffee said. "Much later." She turned to Marc. "The decks are
clear. Call the cops. Let's get rid of these regal rats."
Marc nodded and retired to the telephone. "We can say they broke in
here," he said, "if all else fails."
Toffee, in the meantime, had leveled her gun on the Harpers.
"Turn-about is some fun, eh, kids?" she said. "And while we're waiting
for the cops, why don't you tell us what really happened to the Duchess
of Windsor's jewels? Remember, anything you say will be used to hang
you."
Mr. Culpepper teetered to Toffee's side. Screwing his face into what he
fondly believed to be a romantic pucker, he lifted himself to his toes
and growled, "Kiss me, baby," a la Clark Gable. He wavered a moment and
then fell forward.
* * * * *
It might have been the perverse paw of destiny that sent the little
man crashing against Toffee. Otherwise, the situation involving the
Harpers, Mr. Culpepper and Fixage might easily have righted itself
on the spot. The Harpers might have been carted off to the pokey in
chains; Mr. Culpepper might have returned to his laboratory for a late
pot of coffee; Fixage might have become an unpleasant memory, and Marc
and Toffee might have been free to disport themselves in any way that
pleased them. It might have happened that way. But it didn't.
Under Mr. Culpepper's sudden weight Toffee tottered a moment,
then crumpled to the floor, dropping her gun. She showed splendid
presence of mind in retrieving the gun swiftly enough to ward off any
attack from the Harpers. But she wasn't quick enough to prevent the
enterprising twosome from scooping up handfuls of the scattered pills
and greedily popping them into their mouths.
"Don't!" Toffee screamed, leaping to her feet. "Spit them out!"
Agatha swallowed mightily and gasped for air. She laughed shortly. "Too
late now," she said triumphantly.
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