Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
The little party made its way through the nearest passage and found
itself in a forest of books. Shelves lined on either side stretched out
toward them like great, reaching fingers. Here and there a solitary
"browser" was picking his way painfully along the long rows, title by
title, but on the whole the great, book-jammed room was reasonably
deserted. Toffee moved along the ends of the rows, found a browserless
section and disappeared inside. Marc and Mr. Culpepper followed.
Together, they all retreated to the end of the section and formed a
sort of huddle. Marc produced the bottles from beneath his coat.
"How are we going to measure it?" Toffee asked. "We have to give them
ten jiggers exactly."
"Do I have to think of everything?" Agatha inquired scornfully. Her
small hand emerged from her velvet wrappings, clutching a jigger glass.
"It was lying around loose on the counter," she explained.
"As in womanhood," Toffee said philosophically, "so, too, in infancy is
she a crook."
As though in solemn ritual, the bottles were silently opened and the
initial portion poured.
Agatha stretched out her miniature hand. "Gimme," she said. "It's my
glass. And, boy, do I need a slug!"
"Tell me, dear," Toffee said quietly, tilting the glass to Agatha's
eager mouth, "whatever became of that lovely accent of yours?"
Agatha polished off the whiskey and burped. "None of your damned
business," she said with truly childish simplicity.
By alternating between the two babes, a certain amount of decorum was
maintained. Marc took charge of the stoking of Chadwick while Toffee
continued in behalf of Agatha. Mr. Culpepper shoved a few volumes aside
on one of the lower shelves and seated himself, watching with interest
as the glass moved from hand to hand to bottle to baby. He looked like
a spectator at a tennis game being played on a checker board. The glass
shuttled from pouted lip to pouted lip until the inner infant, on both
scores, had been fortified five times over. From this point on, as
the whiskey poured down the tiny throats, a corresponding amount of
exuberance arose via the same channel. Agatha, made congenial by the
liquor, began to while away the time between drinks by lifting her
childish voice in song.
"Becky lived in a Turkish harem," she chortled. "She had towels but she
wouldn't wear 'em."
"Stop that caterwauling," Toffee commanded.
Agatha perversely increased her volume. "Becky looked like Theda
Barer," she shrieked. "Theda was bare but Becky was barer!"
* * * * *
Suddenly a sharp, gasping sound echoed around the little group, seeming
to come from no place in particular; the bookshelves themselves
appeared to be making little twittering sounds of surprise. The
Pillsworth party froze as it was. Eyes moved furtively in unturning
heads. It was Toffee who discovered the cause of the interruption.
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