Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
Several books had been removed from one of the upper shelves, leaving a
sort of peep hole into the next section. In this opening had appeared
the forbidding face of the spinsterish librarian. It bore the dismayed
expression of a maiden lady who had inadvertently stumbled into a YMCA
swimming pool.
"Heavens!" the woman gasped. "Giving liquor to _babies_! No wonder
they're retarded!"
Toffee, recognizing the situation for what it was, displayed what she
believed was great presence of mind in grabbing the tell-tale bottle
from the shelf and lifting it to her own lips. She drank deeply of the
contents, and just to lend conviction to her performance as a ravening
drunkard, staggered against the bookshelves, rolling her eyes loosely
in their sockets.
"Oh, dear," Mr. Culpepper put in from the perch on the shelf. "If I
were you, I don't think I'd...."
A little moan issued from the colorless face in the bookshelf. "Oooo,
what depravity!" it exclaimed. "And teaching the babies to drink, too!"
"Nonsense," Toffee said, addressing the face openly. "We're drinking
this ourselves. We're just a bunch of roaring sots. We're too stingy to
give any to the babies."
"I saw you," the face insisted. "You were forcing the filthy stuff on
those infants. You ought to be reported."
Toffee turned to Marc. "We weren't either, were we?" she asked. "We
never give these babies any liquor, do we?"
"Certainly not," Marc said indignantly. "We were only fighting them
off, trying to keep them from taking it away from us. We love the stuff
too much to waste it on them."
In demonstration, he grabbed the bottle that had been Chadwick's and
pressed it eagerly to his mouth, a fanatical gleam in his eye.
"Oh, really," Mr. Culpepper cried. "I really don't think...."
"You see," Toffee said to the face. "Can't leave the stuff alone. Those
babies haven't got a look-in as far as liquor is concerned. We wouldn't
give them a drop if they were dying of thirst."
Doubt came into the face as Marc withdrew the bottle from his lips with
a loud smacking noise and grandly wiped his mouth with the back of
his hand. The librarian was beginning to look more or less convinced.
Slowly, the face started to move away.
"Becky's boy friend came and found her," Agatha suddenly shrilled in a
voice that was definitely dewy. "But her towels were not...."
The voice suddenly became softly muffled, as though by velvet.
The face darted back into the opening between the books. "What was
that?" it asked.
"Me," Toffee said. "I like music with my liquor."
The face was some reassured. "Well, you'll have to stop it," it
snapped. "You'll have to stop almost everything you're doing, in fact,
if you expect to remain here. Drinking is not allowed...."
A loud, rumbling burp issued from the velvet bundle in Toffee's arms.
"Oh!" the face exclaimed, and suddenly disappeared. There was the sound
of quick tapping footsteps on the other side of the shelf.
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