Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
When the footsteps had died away Toffee and Marc, with renewed vigor,
returned to their labors with the bottles and the babies.
"We'll have to hurry," Marc said. "That old hag had a look about her
that definitely meant trouble if you ask me."
"I agree," Toffee said. She glanced down at Agatha. "And you didn't
help matters any. You displayed your customary perverseness, I noticed."
The baby cocked an insolent eye at her. "You acted with rare
intelligence, yourself," she said. "In my opinion you handled the
situation like a jerk. I only shudder that all these strangers are
laboring under the degrading notion that you are my mother."
The liquor flowed with increasing velocity. The eighth jigger had been
administered when the footsteps sounded in the doorway beyond the book
shelves. They entered the room and hurried forward as though they knew
just where they were going.
"In there!" came the voice of the aging librarian. "They're in section
five, throwing a regular wild party! They're drinking liquor and
singing dirty songs and ... and ... contributing to the delinquency of
babies! They're carrying on 'till you wouldn't believe it!"
"My!" a voice said, not untinged with pleased expectancy. "Sounds like
the time we raided that house over on the other side...."
"Shut up," another voice said. "No matter what's goin' on behind them
books, this is different. And don't you forget it!"
The footsteps drew closer and swiftly rounded the end of the section.
The members of the Pillsworth party looked up in unison and saw two
large, blue-clad policemen running toward them.
Toffee fairly threw Agatha into the arms of Mr. Culpepper. "Here!" she
said. "I'll hold them off. You see that she gets the other two shots!"
She sounded like the little Dutch boy about to cram his pinky into that
dyke over in Holland. Agatha landed in Mr. Culpepper's lap with a thud
and a burp.
Thus relieved of her besotted burden Toffee raced quickly to a movable
ladder stretched up against the long shelves. Reaching it, she started
upward, two rungs at a time.
The ladder was the sort that rested on rollers at either end and could
easily be shuttled from one location to another with a good deal of
facility. Once aloft Toffee lost no time in using the contrivance to
its utmost capacity. Rollers whirred and Toffee and the ladder sped
forward to the attack, toward a section that was notable for the number
of truly weighty volumes it housed. Toffee seized up the first of these
volumes and paused momentarily to read its title.
"War and Peace," she read. "That ought to put them to sleep."
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