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When I think of my uncle near the days of his Great Boom and in
connection with the actualities of his enterprises, I think of him as I
used to see him in the suite of rooms he occupied in the Hardingham
Hotel, seated at a great old oak writing-table, smoking, drinking, and
incoherently busy; that was his typical financial aspect—our evenings,
our mornings, our holidays, our motor-car expeditions, Lady Grove and
Crest Hill belong to an altogether different set of memories.
These rooms in the Hardingham were a string of apartments along one
handsome thick-carpeted corridor. All the doors upon the corridor were
locked except the first; and my uncle’s bedroom, breakfast-room and
private sanctum were the least accessible and served by an entrance
from the adjacent passage, which he also used at times as a means of
escape from importunate callers. The most eternal room was a general
waiting-room and very business-like in quality; it had one or two
uneasy sofas, a number of chairs, a green baize table, and a collection
of the very best Moggs and Tone posters: and the plush carpets normal
to the Hardingham had been replaced by a grey-green cork linoleum; Here
I would always find a remarkable miscellany of people presided over by
a peculiarly faithful and ferocious looking commissioner, Ropper, who
guarded the door that led a step nearer my uncle. Usually there would
be a parson or so, and one or two widows; hairy, eyeglassy, middle-aged
gentlemen, some of them looking singularly like Edward Ponderevos who
hadn’t come off, a variety of young and youngish men more or less
attractively dressed, some with papers protruding from their pockets,
others with their papers decently concealed. And wonderful, incidental,
frowsy people.
All these persons maintained a practically hopeless siege—sometimes for
weeks together; they had better have stayed at home. Next came a room
full of people who had some sort of appointment, and here one would
find smart-looking people, brilliantly dressed, nervous women hiding
behind magazines, nonconformist divines, clergy in gaiters, real
business men, these latter for the most part gentlemen in admirable
morning dress who stood up and scrutinised my uncle’s taste in water
colours manfully and sometimes by the hour together. Young men again
were here of various social origins, young Americans, treasonable
clerks from other concerns, university young men, keen-looking, most of
them, resolute, reserved, but on a sort of hair trigger, ready at any
moment to be most voluble, most persuasive.
This room had a window, too, looking out into the hotel courtyard with
its fern-set fountains and mosaic pavement, and the young men would
stand against this and sometimes even mutter. One day I heard one
repeating in all urgent whisper as I passed “But you don’t quite see,
Mr. Ponderevo, the full advantages, the _full_ advantages—” I met his
eye and he was embarrassed.
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