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Then came a room with a couple of secretaries—no typewriters, because
my uncle hated the clatter—and a casual person or two sitting about,
projectors whose projects were being entertained. Here and in a further
room nearer the private apartments, my uncle’s correspondence underwent
an exhaustive process of pruning and digestion before it reached him.
Then the two little rooms in which my uncle talked; my magic uncle who
had got the investing public—to whom all things were possible. As one
came in we would find him squatting with his cigar up and an expression
of dubious beatitude upon his face, while some one urged him to grow
still richer by this or that.
“That’ju, George?” he used to say. “Come in. Here’s a thing. Tell
him—Mister—over again. Have a drink, George? No! Wise man! Liss’n.”
I was always ready to listen. All sorts of financial marvels came out
of the Hardingham, more particularly during my uncle’s last great
flurry, but they were nothing to the projects that passed in. It was
the little brown and gold room he sat in usually. He had had it
redecorated by Bordingly and half a dozen Sussex pictures by Webster
hung about it. Latterly he wore a velveteen jacket of a golden-brown
colour in this apartment that I think over-emphasised its esthetic
intention, and he also added some gross Chinese bronzes.
He was, on the whole, a very happy man throughout all that wildly
enterprising time. He made and, as I shall tell in its place, spent
great sums of money. He was constantly in violent motion, constantly
stimulated mentally and physically and rarely tired. About him was an
atmosphere of immense deference much of his waking life was triumphal
and all his dreams. I doubt if he had any dissatisfaction with himself
at all until the crash bore him down. Things must have gone very
rapidly with him.... I think he must have been very happy.
As I sit here writing about all these things, jerking down notes and
throwing them aside in my attempt to give some literary form to the
tale of our promotions, the marvel of it all comes to me as if it came
for the first time the supreme unreason of it. At the climax of his
Boom, my uncle at the most sparing estimate must have possessed in
substance and credit about two million pounds’-worth of property to set
off against his vague colossal liabilities, and from first to last he
must have had a controlling influence in the direction of nearly thirty
millions.
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