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How well I remember the first morning, a bright Sunday morning in early
October, when I raided in upon Ewart! I found my old schoolfellow in
bed in a room over an oil-shop in a back street at the foot of Highgate
Hill. His landlady, a pleasant, dirty young woman with soft-brown eyes,
brought down his message for me to come up; and up I went. The room
presented itself as ample and interesting in detail and shabby with a
quite commendable shabbiness. I had an impression of brown walls—they
were papered with brown paper—of a long shelf along one side of the
room, with dusty plaster casts and a small cheap lay figure of a horse,
of a table and something of grey wax partially covered with a cloth,
and of scattered drawings. There was a gas stove in one corner, and
some enameled ware that had been used for overnight cooking. The
oilcloth on the floor was streaked with a peculiar white dust. Ewart
himself was not in the first instance visible, but only a fourfold
canvas screen at the end of the room from which shouts proceeded of
“Come on!” then his wiry black hair, very much rumpled, and a staring
red-brown eye and his stump of a nose came round the edge of this at a
height of about three feet from the ground “It’s old Ponderevo!” he
said, “the Early bird! And he’s caught the worm! By Jove, but it’s cold
this morning! Come round here and sit on the bed!”
I walked round, wrung his hand, and we surveyed one another.
He was lying on a small wooden fold-up bed, the scanty covering of
which was supplemented by an overcoat and an elderly but still cheerful
pair of check trousers, and he was wearing pajamas of a virulent pink
and green. His neck seemed longer and more stringy than it had been
even in our schooldays, and his upper lip had a wiry black moustache.
The rest of his ruddy, knobby countenance, his erratic hair and his
general hairy leanness had not even—to my perceptions grown.
“By Jove!” he said, “you’ve got quite decent-looking, Ponderevo! What
do you think of me?”
“You’re all right. What are you doing here?”
“Art, my son—sculpture! And incidentally—” He hesitated. “I ply a
trade. Will you hand me that pipe and those smoking things? So! You
can’t make coffee, eh? Well, try your hand. Cast down this
screen—no—fold it up and so we’ll go into the other room. I’ll keep in
bed all the same. The fire’s a gas stove. Yes. Don’t make it bang. too
loud as you light it—I can’t stand it this morning. You won’t smoke ...
Well, it does me good to see you again, Ponderevo. Tell me what you’re
doing, and how you’re getting on.”
He directed me in the service of his simple hospitality, and presently
I came back to his bed and sat down and smiled at him there, smoking
comfortably, with his hands under his head, surveying me.
“How’s Life’s Morning, Ponderevo? By Jove, it must be nearly six years
since we met! They’ve got moustaches. We’ve fleshed ourselves a bit,
eh? And you?”
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