Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second SeriesBottrell, William
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Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
Bottrell, William
Cornwall (England : County) -- Social life and customs; Legends -- England -- Cornwall (County)
In answer to the surgeon's questions, the farmer told him she
wasn't what one could call heart sick; but there was no "sprowl"
(energy) in her; and her bowels were never in a right state.
The surgeon gave him medicine for his wife, and promised to
see her shortly. A few days after, having to visit a patient who
lived near the ailing farmer's wife, he called to see her also.
The husband, who was in "great stroath, and all of a stroll,"
molly-caudling about the household work, told the doctor that
his wife was still in bed, no better for the medicine that he could
see, and showed him up stairs to her room, where he found a
big fat woman, sleeping soundly; when awoke, she described
her ailment just as her husband had stated, dwelling much on
her bad appetite, the weakness she felt all over, and her having[287]
no heart to do anything. The doctor noticed, all about the
chamber, a number of bottles and tea-cups, with the remains of
all sorts of cordials and caudles in them, which showed that she
had been nursed to the surfeiting point. Having felt her pulse,
examined her tongue, and gone through all the ceremonies usual
on such occasions, he shook his head and left the room, followed
by the husband, who, with a long face, begged that he might be
told the worst. "Now don't 'e be afraid to tell me," said he,
"for if there is no hopes I can bear to hear it; thank goodness
I have done all in my power for her, poor dear, and have nothing
on my mind to answer for." "Her best chance of being cured
depends upon you, I think," said the doctor, with a serious face,
"if you can make up your mind to undertake a difficult job."
"Oh, do tell me what I shall do," replied the man, "and I will
go through fire and water for her, the dear." "That's all very
easy to say," rejoined the doctor, "but it will require all your
strength and courage. If you have a wheelbarrow about the
place, bring it in, put your wife into it, and trundle her out into
the middle of the largest field or croft hereabouts, there leave her,
and if she won't come in let her stay there until she's tired; there's
no more amiss with your wife than there is with me, except
laziness and a diseased fancy, that you have made worse by indulging
her whims; you should have been out in the fields
about your work, and have left her to do without her caudles till
she rose and cooked them."
We don't know how the farmer proceeded to execute the
doctor's advice, but next market day he called in, thanked him
for his hint, said his wife was then doing her work, and as well
as ever she was in her life. "But you had better not venture to
see her again soon," said he, "for I believe she would as lieve
meet the Old One as you for a bit."
Almost every day one may hear of similar cases which show
the power of superstitious fears over weak minds.
Midsummer Bonfires.
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