German drama -- Translations into English; Tragedies (Drama)
CASTI-PIANI--Toms and Harries don’t patronize Oikonomopulos of Cairo.
His custom consists of Scottish lords, Russian dignitaries, Indian
governors, and our jolly Rhineland captains of industry. I must only
guarantee that you speak French. With your gift for languages you’ll
quickly enough learn as much English, besides, as you’ll need to get
on with. And you’ll reside in a royally furnished apartment with an
outlook on the minarets of the El Azhar Mosque, and walk around all day
on Persian carpets as thick as your fist, and dress every evening in a
fabulous Paris gown, and drink as much champagne as your customers can
pay for, and, finally, you’ll even remain, up to a certain point, your
own mistress. If the man doesn’t please you, you needn’t play up to him
at all. Just let him give in his card, and then----[_Shrugs, and snaps
his fingers._] If the ladies didn’t get used to that the whole business
would be simply impossible, because every one of them after the first
few weeks would go headlong to the devil.
LULU--[_Her voice shaking._] I do believe that since yesterday you’ve
got a screw loose somewhere. Am I to understand that the Egyptian will
pay fifteen hundred francs for a person whom he’s never seen?
CASTI-PIANI--I took the liberty of sending him your pictures.
LULU--Those pictures that I gave you, you’ve sent to him?
CASTI-PIANI--You see he can value them better than I. The picture in
which you stand before the mirror as Eve he’ll probably hang up at the
house-door, after you’ve got there.... And then there’s one thing more
for you to notice: with Oikonomopulos in Cairo you’ll be safer from
your bloodhounds than if you crept into a Canadian wilderness. It isn’t
so easy to transport an Egyptian courtesan to a German prison,--first,
on account of the mere expense, and second, from fear of treading too
close upon eternal Justice.
LULU--[_Proudly, in a clear voice._] What have I to do with your
eternal Justice! You can see as plain as your five fingers I shan’t let
myself be locked up in any such amusement-place!
CASTI-PIANI--Then will you permit me to whistle up the policeman?
LULU--[_In wonder._] Why don’t you simply ask me for twelve hundred
marks, if you want the money?
CASTI-PIANI--I want for no money! And I also don’t ask for it because
you’re dead broke.
LULU--We still have thirty thousand marks.
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