“It was too much, and I determined to catch that bar, go to Texas, or
die,—and I made my preparations accordin’. I had the pack shut up and
rested. I took my rifle to pieces, and iled it. I put caps in every
pocket about my person, _for fear of the lining_. I then told my
neighbours, that on Monday morning—naming the day—I would start _that
bar_, and bring him home with me, or they might divide my settlement
among them, the owner having disappeared. Well, stranger, on the morning
previous to the great day of my hunting expedition, I went into the
woods near my house, taking my gun and Bowie-knife along, just _from
habit_, and there sitting down also from habit, what should I see,
getting over my fence, but _the bar_! Yes, the old varmint was within a
hundred yards of me, and the way he walked _over that fence_—stranger,
he loomed up like a _black mist_, he seemed so large, and he walked
right towards me. I raised myself, took deliberate aim, and fired.
Instantly the varmint wheeled, gave a yell, and _walked through the
fence_ like a falling tree would through a cobweb. I started after, but
was tripped up by my inexpressibles, which, either from habit, or the
excitement of the moment, were about my heels, and before I had really
gathered myself up, I heard the old varmint groaning in a thicket near
by, like a thousand sinners, and by the time I reached him he was a
corpse. Stranger, it took five niggers and myself to put that carcass on
a mule’s back, and old long-ears waddled under his load, as if he was
foundered in every leg of his body, and with a common whopper of a bar,
he would have trotted off, and enjoyed himself. ’Twould astonish you to
know how big he was: I made a _bed-spread of his skin_, and the way it
used to cover my bar-mattress, and leave several feet on each side to
tuck up, would have delighted you. It was in fact a creation bar, and if
it had lived in Samson’s time, and had met him, in a fair fight, it
would have licked him in the twinkling of a dice-box. But, stranger, I
never liked the way I hunted him, _and missed him_. There is something
curious about it, I could never understand,—and I never was satisfied
at his giving in so _easy at last_. Prehaps, he had heard of my
preparations to hunt him the next day, so he jist come in, like Capt.
Scott’s coon, to save his wind to grunt with in dying; but that ain’t
likely. My private opinion is, that that bar was an _unhuntable bar, and
died when his time come_.”
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