When the story was ended, our hero sat some minutes with his auditors in
a grave silence; I saw there was a mystery to him connected with the
bear whose death he had just related, that had evidently made a strong
impression on his mind. It was also evident that there was some
superstitious awe connected with the affair,—a feeling common with all
“children of the wood,” when they meet with anything out of their
everyday experience. He was the first one, however, to break the
silence, and jumping up, he asked all present to “liquor” before going
to bed,—a thing which he did, with a number of companions, evidently to
his heart’s content.
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[7] By T. B. Thorpe.
V.
JOHNNY BEEDLE’S COURTSHIP.[8]
After my sleigh-ride last winter, and the slippery trick I was served by
Patty Bean, nobody would suspect me of hankering after the woman again
in a hurry. To hear me rave and take on, and rail out against the whole
femenine gender, you would have taken it for granted that I should never
so much as look at one again, to all etartinity. Oh, but I was wicked!
“Darn their ’ceitful eyes,” says I, “blame their skins, torment their
hearts, and drot them to darnation!”
Finally, I took an oath, and swore that if I ever meddled, or had any
dealings with them again—in the sparking line I mean—I wish I might be
hung and choked. But swearing off from woman, and then going into a
meeting-house chockfull of gals, all shining and glistening in their
Sunday clothes and clean faces, is like swearing off from liquor and
going into a grog-shop—it’s all smoke.
I held out and kept firm to my oath for three whole Sundays, forenoons,
a’ternoons, and intermissions complete: on the fourth there were strong
symptoms of a change of weather. A chap, about my size, was seen on the
way to the meeting-house, with a new patent hat on, his head hung by the
ears upon a shirt-collar, his cravat had a pudding in it, and branched
out in front into a double-bow knot. He carried a straight back, and a
stiff neck, as a man ought to when he has his best clothes on; and every
time he spit, he sprung his body forward like a jack-knife, in order to
shoot clear off the ruffles.
Squire Jones’s pew is next but two to mine, and when I stand up to
prayers, and take my coat-tail under my arm, and turn my back to the
minister, I naturally look quite straight at Sally Jones. Now Sally has
got a face not to be grinned at in a fog. Indeed, as regards beauty,
some folks think she can pull an even yoke with Patty Bean. For my part,
I think there is not much boot between them. Anyhow, they are so well
matched that they have hated and despised each other like rank poison,
ever since they were school-girls.
Squire Jones had got his evening fire on, and set himself down to read
the great Bible, when he heard a rap at his door.
“Walk in. Well, John, how der do? Git out, Pompey!”
“Pretty well, I thank you, Squire; and how do you do?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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