Peter Brush is a man of this susceptible class. His nervous system is of
the most delicate organization, and responds to the changes of the
weather, as an Eolian harp sings to the fitful swellings of the breeze.
Peter was abroad on the night of which we speak; either because, unlike
the younger Brutus, he had no Portia near to tell him that such exposure
was “not physical,” and that it was the part of prudence to go to bed,
or that, although aware of the dangers of miasma to a man of his
constitution, he did not happen at that precise moment to have access to
either house or bed; in his opinion, two essential pre-requisites to
couching himself, as he regarded taking it _al fresco_, on a cellar
door, not likely to answer any sanitary purpose.
We incline ourselves to the opinion that he was in the dilemma last
mentioned, as it had previously been the fate of other great men. But be
that as it may, Mr. Peter Brush was in the street, as melancholy as an
unbraced drum, “a gib-ed cat, or a lugged bear.”
Seated upon the curb, with his feet across the gutter, he placed his
elbow on a stepping-stone, and like Juliet on the balcony, leaned his
head upon his hand—a hand that would perhaps have been the better of a
covering, though none would have been rash enough to volunteer to be a
glove upon it. He was in a dilapidated condition—out at elbows, out at
knees, out of pocket, out of office, out of spirits, and out in the
street—an “out and outer” in every respect, and as _outré_ a mortal as
ever the eye of man did rest upon.
For some time, Mr. Brush’s reflections had been silent. Following
Hamlet’s advice, he “gave them an understanding, but no tongue;” and he
relieved himself at intervals by spitting forlornly into the kennel. At
length, suffering his locked hands to fall between his knees, and
heaving a deep sigh, he spoke:
“A long time ago, my ma used to put on her specs and say, ‘Peter, my
son, put not your trust in princes;’ and from that day to this I haven’t
done anything of the kind, because none on ’em ever wanted to borry
nothing of me: and I never see a prince or a king, but one or two, and
they had been rotated out of office, to borry nothing of them. Princes!
pooh! Put not your trust in politicianers—them’s my sentiments. You
might jist as well try to hold an eel by the tail. I don’t care which
side they’re on, for I’ve tried both, and I know. Put not your trust in
politicianers, or you’ll get a hyst.
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