Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I can’t stand this,” he whispered. “Horses is all over yonder, and
guns mostly empty--cut. Quit the railroad and slide across the Jornada.
If you make the bushes maybe you can break clean.”
People are curious. Harris had been braced to die, but the minute he
saw a chance he flew. I think I’d acted in that curious way myself,
maybe.
We took after him, yelling “Catch him!” and “Get your horses!” and
firing scattering shots. We run him a half-mile, then we came back,
laughing and screeching.
But when we got together--a houseful of us--and begun to talk about
that poor cuss hiding and trembling in the dark, Neighbor Jones blew
a smoke-ring in the air and stuck his finger through it. The ring
disappeared. “Where’s _that_ joke gone?” says he. And we all looked
cross-eyed at our drinks.
But there wasn’t a hobo on the Jornada the next morning.
A lot of us felt mean next day. But a good half was too young to have
sense; the men that had been on guard hadn’t seen it, and a lot more
were used to being part of a crowd; otherwise the first night of the
Dundee comedy would have ended its run.
Probably it would have been that way, anyhow, if “Aforesaid” Smith
hadn’t got too many aboard. For a week after our hanging-bee tramps
passed Dundee--probably warned by their underground telegraph. Then
hobos straggled in. The young--and therefore hard-hearted--wanted
another court at once. Wiser counsel prevailed, however, until the
tenth day.
The sidings were full of cars, the buyers had cut the herds, and a few
train-loads had pulled out. All the “culls” were thrown together, to be
cut again when shipping was done, and driven back to their respective
ranches. And--all of the boys had been paid.
At this juncture “Aforesaid” fell by the wayside, and went to sleep
under a spreading soapwood tree. That was an old chestnut of his.
Now, Will Borland, suffering from remorse, had protected and kindly
entreated a new tramp at the 7 T X wagon. Will was afflicted with a
nasty conscience that never got to working in time to keep him out of
meanness, and then dealt him misery after it was everlastingly too late.
Well, this hobo of Borland’s came along and went right through
“Aforesaid’s” clothes to the tune of ninety dollars. But Neighbor Jones
saw him.
They rounded up the hobo when he got to town, found the money on him,
woke “Aforesaid,” and compared profit and loss. So, after supper, they
desired to give another reading of the “Kangaroo Court.” There was
considerable opposition to this, and several stayed away, to their
everlasting joy. But most of the remonstrants joined the majority, as
this lad needed punishment.
The cast was different this trip, Kim Ki being sheriff and Hopewell
judge. All went merry as a marriage bell--with a few variations--until
just after the holler of “Lynch him!” smote the air. Then that
frock-coated, weird and unknowable stranger, who had boarded at the
hotel all this while, addressed the court with diffidence and timidity.
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