Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Very true--ve-ry true,” said the Parson musingly. “Yet not one of you
knows but _he_ might be the one to have bad luck. We count on that--and
you must count that, expecting no mercy, we should show none.”
“Yes--that’s so, too. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. Leave out the
horse-wranglers--they’re just boys and don’t know no better than to
follow us--and I’m with you.”
“Well, I don’t know about the horse-wranglers. It might be a valuable
lesson in the future. They can not learn too early to avoid pleasure
which gives others pain. What do you say, Doc?” This to the silent one.
“Boys free,” said that vigilant person. “Cut it short! You talk too
damn much!” And that was his only remark that evening.
“All right. We had set our hearts on clearing up an even ten thousand,
though. I see some steer buyers of a facetious turn here. Perhaps they
will be good enough to make up the deficiency.”
The Colonel spoke up deprecatingly: “Now I do not for a moment desire
any bloodshed. But as to taking all our money, remember that ninety
per cent. of it is in checks. You couldn’t use them, you know. And I
certainly do not carry a thousand dollars with me in cash. I’m willing
to give you what money I have--but I can’t pay you one dollar a head.”
“Vent slips,” said the Parson. “Your quota is twelve hundred head,
Colonel. Don’t try to fudge. It would be difficult to realize on all
of it--as you justly observe. Still, much can be done by two resolute
men. We might take a few of you out in the brush and shoot you some if
the checks were not paid. I fancy you would see that they were. ‘Skin
for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.’ Really,
you tempt me. One hundred thousand dollars is a big stake, worthy of a
bold throw. But let us not be covetous, my brothers.
“As to the other matter, I happen to know that Mr. Gale had ten
thousand dollars sent down to cash checks with. You owners either give
him your checks for your contribution, to cash, pledging your words as
gentlemen and cow-men to redeem them, or we will clean out the crowd,
safe and all, and take you check-men out to herd, till we have a friend
negotiate the paper.
“If Mr. Gale will cash the checks for you we will let him go free. I am
sure he will--for if he don’t I’ll draw a check for it all, and I know
he’ll cash that! Speak up. All or part! The time has passed pleasantly,
but I must go. You have indulged in Terpsichorean recreation and you
are now under obligation to remunerate the violinist.”
Neighbor gasped. “How was that again? I only speak English and Spanish.”
“Ante up!” quoth the Parson.
“Oh!”
“Copper your jaw and take what you want,” said Slaughter. “None of us
is looking for getting killed. And _I’m_ not going to push a foot after
you, for one. It serves us right. Come on, boys. Hurry up--I want to go
to bed.”
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