Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
So said we all of us. Kim Ki and Neighbor passed the hat. The cow-men
drew checks. Gale cashed them. The Parson counted up. It was a little
over nine thousand six hundred dollars, and they made the buyers draw
checks then to make up the even ten thousand.
“Far be it from me to doubt your integrity,” says he with the
hand-on-the-chest act. “But, as a precaution against carelessness, the
Colonel, Mr. Tinnin, his Honor and Mr. Mossman will accompany us for
an hour or so. Good night, and pleasant dreams! Try and control your
humorous propensities. Charmed to have met you, I’m sure--and I hope to
meet you Hereafter (with a capital H)--boys--not before! Good night!”
And they went out the door with their hostages.
VIII
CAMP CUNNINGHAM
THE STORY OF A DAKOTA STORM
The population of Dakota in the early days was miscellaneous, to say
the least of it. Men from every part of the world, from every station
in life, and for many reasons, hobnobbed together in terms of free and
equal intercourse. All social rules were turned topsy-turvy--or rather,
ceased to exist. You could get a German baron to plow your garden for
you, if you wanted style, and were not particular about the aim and
scope of the furrows, and perhaps while the baron was plugging away,
desperately struggling to keep the plow from emulating the exasperated
worm of the old story, Jimmy O’Brien would come sailing by behind his
team of 2:30 trotters on his way to deposit the money obtained by
wise government contracts, and sing out a jovial greeting of “Stick
to ’um, Bar’n, old man rocks! Thot’s th’ road t’ wealth--but ye’ll be
a toird man when you land there!” And the baron would wave his hand
in acknowledgment of the greeting, and smile grimly to himself in
acknowledgment of the statement.
All manner of younger sons inhabited the country, making nonsense of
the occupations they took up under the disguise of earning an honest
living, and for which, as a rule, they showed a superb incapacity.
One of these scions of a noble house was James Cecil R. DeG.
Cunningham--often known as Slim Jim or Pelican Cunningham--sometimes
as just plain Cunny. He had a tent on a homestead on the banks of the
Chantay Seeche River. It was a very clean, white tent. All the empty
tin cans were piled up outside, like cannon-balls in a fort, and every
morning the estate was carefully “policed.” No scraps and odds and ends
littered the courtyard of Camp Cunningham.
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