Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Like master, like man,” says the saw, and in this case truly, for the
man Cunningham was exactly like the master Cunningham-sur-le-Chantay
Seeche. No matter what his work was, he always managed to look
as if he had just come from the wash--not that he was beautiful,
but he was so chalky clean. His hair was clean, a peculiar
no-color-at-all-cleanliness; his teeth were clean, and almost the size
of piano-keys, when disclosed by his wide, good-natured smile; his eyes
were pure white and pale blue. They showed behind the powerful lenses
that corrected their myopia, like specimens of old china in a cabinet.
They also had something of the trustfulness and instant claim for
sympathy in their short-sighted stare that one often sees in children’s
eyes.
Cunningham was full six feet two in stature, bony and loosely put
together. His legs were of such length that Billy Wykam’s remark,
that, “if it wasn’t for his necktie, Cunny would be twins,” had more
foundation in fact than most hyperbole. But his walking gait was the
most remarkable thing about him physically. He took immense strides,
swinging his arms to their full extent, in unison, while his head had
a continuous pecking motion. Paul Falk, our intellectual giant, said
that Cunningham in action looked like a demonstration of a transverse
vibration, and at rest like Cunningham, and nothing else on this or any
other planet. He was one mortally homely man, if ever there lived one,
yet there was something high and striking in his long, big-nosed face,
and a genial quality in his perfect manner that would win you to liking
him at the first meeting and for ever after. His was the style of the
true nobleman, and gained for him the respect of the hilarious crew
among whom he lived, despite his oddities.
Many a quiet kindly turn, so carefully contrived that he never guessed
it was a kindness, he received from his neighbors; and for his part no
man could have been more willing or useless. With an ax in his hand
he was the most dangerous companion imaginable. He nearly brained two
of the boys before they could think of an excuse to part him and his
weapon without hurting his feelings, and when he started to help in an
undertaking, not the least of the troubles of the others was to render
him harmless. On one occasion Billy Wykam had a matter of twenty or
thirty calves he wished to brand. Cunningham was in the corral, armed
with a rope, intensely serious and businesslike. He tripped up almost
everybody with the ropes; he “shooed” the wrong “critters” out of the
corral, so that somebody had to take horses and chase them for miles
over the prairie until they could be secured again; he roped Antelope
Pete by mistake when the latter was flying down the corral towed by a
powerful yearling, and gave Pete a fall that it would take years to
blot out of the spectator’s memory; then in his zeal he hauled away
on the rope, dragging his victim quite a distance before he could be
stopped.
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