Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“He’s--weathered--it!” roared Billy in my ear. “Yes,” I answered,
“coulée--bank--protected--him. He’s--all--right--if--”
I was going to say “if the wind doesn’t shift.” But before the words
were out the wind had shifted.
Rrrr-oooo-oof! It shrieked down the coulée and with a snapping and
a cracking, like a small Fourth of July celebration, away went Tent
Cunningham. The canvas rose in the air, flapping tragically; and
beneath it, galloping in frantic haste, were the longest and thinnest
legs in the world, as poor Cunningham, caught in the folds, was hustled
onward. We could see nothing of him but legs, and as the flying tent
bore a rude semblance to the human figure, the combination looked
like a gigantic ghost, with slender black legs, hurrying off to haunt
somebody.
Such leaps and bounds as Cunningham made were never equaled by the
winner of any Olympia, ancient or modern; and such another vision
never was beheld outside the course of a nightmare. There was a fever
of madness in its curvetings, its gesticulations, its wild plunges.
Down into the Chantay Seeche, all a-suds from the recent bombardment,
the specter swooped, and then came a mighty struggling and floundering.
Surely no more ignominious death could be furnished the offspring of a
noble house than to be held down by a tent and drowned in two feet of
water!
We sprang, nay, we flew to his assistance, for once on our feet the
wind scurried us ahead whether we would or no. We spaudered and slid
over the slippery mud, like novices on skates, and we should have
over-shot our quarry but that we grabbed at the tent in passing.
Now, it turned out to be in nowise so easy to get the man out as you
might think, for the moment we lifted a fold of the canvas it caught
the air like a kite, and down we went, under it, or over it, as the
case appeared. In the former instance, it was no small job for us to
get ourselves out again, let alone helping Cunningham. The very devil
was in the tent, and it began to look as if the man would be drowned
right under our hands, when it occurred to me to cut the knot of our
complications.
I passed my knife over a bulging place which I judged held some part of
the victim, and instantly the head of James Cecil R. DeG. Cunningham
popped through the opening--a head from whose mouse-colored whiskers
and long nose the water dripped pathetically, and which regarded us
with injured but vacant near-sighted eyes.
Poor Cunny! His mind must have been thoroughly addled by the events
of the morning, for the first words he spoke--in the tone of one
declining an ice--were: “I don’t like this kind of thing at all, y’
know!”
“You don’t, eh?” said Billy. “Well, if it’s the last act, I’m going to
laugh.”
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