Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
This was a new note from Teddie, and not unlike most newnesses, it came
with a slight sense of shock.
“My dear girl, I was only trying to get even with you for that—that
delightful little water-color of the Palisades above Fort Lee. It was
clever, my dear, and I always did like our Hudson River scenery.”
Teddie stood up straight. She stood inspecting him with a cold and
slightly combative eye.
“That was the Flatiron Building in a snow-storm,” she somewhat frigidly
explained.
“Ah!” said the astute old Major, settling into the brown velvet
armchair. “That’s what I said, all along. That’s precisely what I told
Higginson. And Higginson, who is always a bit bullheaded, y’ understand,
insisted that it was Palisades, saying he’d lived on ’em all his life
and ought to know. But I didn’t come here to talk about Higginson. I
came here to find out how you’re getting along.”
This was a question which Teddie found necessary to sit back and
consider carefully.
“You see, Uncle Chandler, I’ve so much to unlearn! You can’t keep a girl
under glass most of her life and then expect her to horn in where the
dairy-lunchers learned the game in their infancy.”
The Major winced a little. Here was still another newness to disturb
him, a newness not so much of phraseology as of outlook.
“This is a new life,” Teddie gravely continued, “and I’ve got to get in
step with it or get walked over. There are people down here who have the
gift of making poverty romantic, people who can turn an empty pocketbook
into a sort of adventure. They can eat onion soup and _spaghetti au
gratin_ and wash cold-storage capon down with that _eau-de-quinine_
stuff they drink and be happy on it because they know they are free,
free to express themselves as they want to express themselves, free to
work and live and think, and come and go as they like. And that’s
wonderful, Uncle Chandler, when you come to think of it.”
Uncle Chandler sat thinking this over, with no ponderable amount of
enthusiasm on his face.
“And just how do you intend expressing yourself?” he asked as the
samovar began to bubble.
“I think it will be in color,” said Teddie with the utmost solemnity. “I
began with modeling, but it was rather messy, and I didn’t make much
headway. I’m beginning to feel that pastel or dry-point is more my
_penchant_. Raoul Uhlan is giving me three lessons a week.”
“That big stiff!” ejaculated the philistine old Major.
“He’s one of the cleverest painters in New York,” Teddie calmly
explained.
“And a professional tame-robin who gets portrait commissions, I
understand, because he can dance like a stage acrobat!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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