The dinner on this occasion was especially good, for it was the host's
boast that, whatever kudos he might have gained in the world for his
'large spreads,' his 'little feeds,' or, as Mrs. Chadwick called them,
their dinners '_en petit comité_,' were really much better. Spiridion
Pratt, who was a _gourmet_, revelled in the various dishes, and the
rare wines brought a slight flush into Uffington's usually pale
cheeks.
'Like that sherry, Sir Nugent?' cried the host, beaming from his side
of the round table. 'That's some of the Emperor's wine from the
Tooleries. I was in Paris at the time of the sale, and when I tasted,
I determined to have some. This is the real stuff, I know, because I
took care to have it put aside and brought over at once. But, lor
bless you, at some of the houses where my Fan and me dine--you know
the parties I am alluding to, Eardley--they have got some stuff which
passes for the Emperor's wine that old Nap would never have put his
beak into.'
'My dear James!' murmured Mrs. Chadwick.
'Fact, Fan,' said her husband, who misunderstood the gist of the
hint--'never put his beak into; though I daresay the Swassers--what a
fellow I am! there I have been and let the name out!--well, I daresay
the Swassers paid a long figure for it, and believed it was old Nap's
own tipple. Poor old Nap! fancy him gone, and Ujaney left alone!'
'Were you ever at the imperial court?' asked Spiridion.
'O yes,' replied the host. 'We supplied a set of engines for the
imperial yacht Leagle, I think it was called--the Eagle--very like
English, ain't it? And there was some talk about our building a new
vessel for him, and I was sent for to see the Emperor about it. I
shall never forget. Just before I started, I was talking to some funny
fellows I knew then who wrote in the newspapers, and when I told them
I was going to see the Emperor, one of them, named Rupert Robinson,
said, "Well, then, just have the kindness to ask him for the
eighteenpence he owes me." "Eighteenpence!" says I. "How can he owe
you eighteenpence?" "Why," he says, "I often used to see him in the
old days at Lady Blessington's, at Gore House, on a Sunday night; and
one night we came home together in a cab, and he asked me to pay his
share as well as my own, as he had no change, and he would pay me next
time he saw me. Next time I saw him," Robinson said, "he was driving
in his carriage, with an escort riding beside him, and I thought that
was a bad time to ask him for the eighteenpence; so he owes it me
still."'
'I suppose you did not ask the Emperor for it?' said Spiridion.
'Not I,' said Mr. Chadwick, with a laugh. 'I had enough to do to mind
my own business. Our friend Eardley here tells me that you have been a
great traveller, Sir Nugent?'
'Yes, I have knocked about a good deal, Mr. Chadwick,' said Uffington,
turning towards him. 'I have been and done and suffered as much as
most men.'
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