'Quite like a dear old verb, isn't he?' said Eardley, shaking back his
clustering locks and smiling at Eleanor.
'I had a great notion of travelling once myself,' said Mr. Chadwick.
'When I was first apprentice, at the Jarrow works, I thought I would
like to see the world, and I was very nearly running off to be a
cabin-boy.'
'My dear James!' murmured Mrs. Chadwick. Then turning to Spiridion
with a sweet smile, 'You too, Mr. Pratt, have been a great traveller;
only the other day I was reading to Eleanor that delightful
description of your being stopped by the brigands in Greece.'
'The description, I imagine, was a good deal pleasanter than the
reality,' murmured Eardley. 'They kept dear old Prattikins on very
short commons, and wouldn't let him have a comb to do his back hair
with.'
'Well, I'm a queer kind of John Bull, I suppose, in my notions,' said
Mr. Chadwick; 'but I don't hold much with all this travelling abroad
and intercourse with foreign nations. It's all very well so far as
business is concerned--gives us an outlet for our goods, and enables
us to pick up a good many wrinkles in matters in which these fellows
beat us hollow--but I don't think we have gained much by being so hand
and glove with these chaps, having them at our houses, and that sort
of thing.'
'Ungrateful monster,' laughed Eardley, 'to say such things when the
work of the French stranger within your gates has scarcely left the
table! Could any one but a Frenchman have made that _bonne femme_
soup? Is there a British hand light enough to have turned out that
_soufflet_?'
'I wasn't talking about cooking,' said Mr. Chadwick; 'there they're
A1, and no mistake. When I was a lad we used to think that all
Frenchmen were either cooks or dancing-masters; and I imagined all
French boys were brought up in the belief that Englishmen were either
sailors or grooms. No; what I meant to say,' he continued, looking a
little more serious, 'is, that I don't think we are quite so
respectable since we have mixed so freely with foreigners.'
'You are not alluding to ourselves, James, I suppose,' interposed Mrs.
Chadwick. 'I am sure that--'
'No, no, my dear Fan,' said her husband; 'I mean English people
generally. It don't appear to me that we are so strong in temperance,
soberness, and chastity--those three virtues which the Catechism tells
us to look sharp after--as we were before the days of excursions
abroad and cheap tourists' tickets.'
'I don't see that anything could possibly be more temperate than the
French and the Italian gentlemen who come to this house, James. Some
of the Germans are large eaters, we know, but seem to be even more so
than they are from the manner in which they handle their knives and
forks and swallow their food.'
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