“Here’s the history of Ravenouillet,” continued Bixiou, when the three
friends reached the boulevard. “In 1831 Massol, the councillor of state
who is dealing with your case, was a lawyer-journalist who at that time
never thought of being more than Keeper of the Seals, and deigned to
have King Louis-Philippe on his throne. Forgive his ambition, he’s from
Carcassonne. One morning there entered to him a young rustic of his
parts, who said: ‘You know me very well, Mossoo Massol; I’m your
neighbour the grocer’s little boy; I’ve come from down there, for
they tell me a fellow is certain to get a place if he comes to Paris.’
Hearing these words, Massol shuddered, and said to himself that if he
were weak enough to help this compatriot (to him utterly unknown) he
should have the whole department prone upon him, his bell-rope would
break, his valet leave him, he should have difficulties with his
landlord about the stairway, and the other lodgers would assuredly
complain of the smell of garlic pervading the house. Consequently, he
looked at his visitor as a butcher looks at a sheep whose throat he
intends to cut. But whether the rustic comprehended the stab of that
glance or not, he went on to say (so Massol told me), ‘I’ve as much
ambition as other men. I will never go back to my native place, if I
ever do go back, unless I am a rich man. Paris is the antechamber of
Paradise. They tell me that you who write the newspapers can make, as
they say, ‘fine weather and foul’; that is, you have things all your own
way, and it’s enough to ask your help to get any place, no matter what,
under government. Now, though I have faculties, like others, I know
myself: I have no education; I don’t know how to write, and that’s a
misfortune, for I have ideas. I am not seeking, therefore, to be your
rival; I judge myself, and I know I couldn’t succeed there. But, as you
are so powerful, and as we are almost brothers, having played together
in childhood, I count upon you to launch me in a career and to protect
me--Oh, you _must_; I want a place, a place suitable to my capacity, to
such as I am, a place were I can make my fortune.’ Massol was just about
to put his compatriot neck and crop out of the door with some brutal
speech, when the rustic ended his appeal thus: ‘I don’t ask to enter the
administration where people advance like tortoises--there’s your cousin,
who has stuck in one post for twenty years. No, I only want to make
my debut.’--‘On the stage?’ asked Massol only too happy at that
conclusion.--‘No, though I have gesture enough, and figure, and memory.
But there’s too much wear and tear; I prefer the career of _porter_.’
Massol kept his countenance, and replied: ‘I think there’s more wear and
tear in that, but as your choice is made I’ll see what I can do’; and he
got him, as Ravenouillet says, his first ‘cordon.’”
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