And then we drifted, like two trout, out of our cool pool in the great
hotel and began to nibble languidly at the gay flies in the swift
current of Broadway. And our question of dramatic art was unsettled.
We nibbled at the flies, and avoided the hooks, as wise trout do; but
soon the weariness of Manhattan in summer overcame us. Nine stories up,
facing the south, was Hollis’s apartment, and we soon stepped into an
elevator bound for that cooler haven.
I was familiar in those quarters, and quickly my play was forgotten,
and I stood at a sideboard mixing things, with cracked ice and glasses
all about me. A breeze from the bay came in the windows not altogether
blighted by the asphalt furnace over which it had passed. Hollis,
whistling softly, turned over a late-arrived letter or two on his
table, and drew around the coolest wicker armchairs.
I was just measuring the Vermouth carefully when I heard a sound. Some
man’s voice groaned hoarsely: “False, oh, God!—false, and Love is a lie
and friendship but the byword of devils!”
I looked around quickly. Hollis lay across the table with his head down
upon his outstretched arms. And then he looked up at me and laughed in
his ordinary manner.
I knew him—he was poking fun at me about my theory. And it did seem so
unnatural, those swelling words during our quiet gossip, that I half
began to believe I had been mistaken—that my theory was wrong.
Hollis raised himself slowly from the table.
“You were right about that theatrical business, old man,” he said,
quietly, as he tossed a note to me.
I read it.
Loris had run away with Tom Tolliver.
A LITTLE TALK ABOUT MOBS
“I see,” remarked the tall gentleman in the frock coat and black slouch
hat, “that another street car motorman in your city has narrowly
excaped lynching at the hands of an infuriated mob by lighting a cigar
and walking a couple of blocks down the street.”
“Do you think they would have lynched him?” asked the New Yorker, in
the next seat of the ferry station, who was also waiting for the boat.
“Not until after the election,” said the tall man, cutting a corner off
his plug of tobacco. “I’ve been in your city long enough to know
something about your mobs. The motorman’s mob is about the least
dangerous of them all, except the National Guard and the Dressmakers’
Convention.
“You see, when little Willie Goldstein is sent by his mother for pigs’
knuckles, with a nickel tightly grasped in his chubby fist, he always
crosses the street car track safely twenty feet ahead of the car; and
then suddenly turns back to ask his mother whether it was pale ale or a
spool of 80 white cotton that she wanted. The motorman yells and throws
himself on the brakes like a football player. There is a horrible
grinding and then a ripping sound, and a piercing shriek, and Willie is
sitting, with part of his trousers torn away by the fender, screaming
for his lost nickel.
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