“In ten seconds the car is surrounded by 600 infuriated citizens,
crying, ‘Lynch the motorman! Lynch the motorman!’ at the top of their
voices. Some of them run to the nearest cigar store to get a rope; but
they find the last one has just been cut up and labelled. Hundreds of
the excited mob press close to the cowering motorman, whose hand is
observed to tremble perceptibly as he transfers a stick of pepsin gum
from his pocket to his mouth.
“When the bloodthirsty mob of maddened citizens has closed in on the
motorman, some bringing camp stools and sitting quite close to him, and
all shouting, ‘Lynch him!’ Policeman Fogarty forces his way through
them to the side of their prospective victim.
“‘Hello, Mike,’ says the motorman in a low voice, ‘nice day. Shall I
sneak off a block or so, or would you like to rescue me?’
“‘Well, Jerry, if you don’t mind,’ says the policeman, ‘I’d like to
disperse the infuriated mob singlehanded. I haven’t defeated a lynching
mob since last Tuesday; and that was a small one of only 300, that
wanted to string up a Dago boy for selling wormy pears. It would boost
me some down at the station.’
“‘All right, Mike,’ says the motorman, ‘anything to oblige. I’ll turn
pale and tremble.’
“And he does so; and Policeman Fogarty draws his club and says, ‘G’wan
wid yez!’ and in eight seconds the desperate mob has scattered and gone
about its business, except about a hundred who remain to search for
Willie’s nickel.”
“I never heard of a mob in our city doing violence to a motorman
because of an accident,” said the New Yorker.
“You are not liable to,” said the tall man. “They know the motorman’s
all right, and that he wouldn’t even run over a stray dog if he could
help it. And they know that not a man among ’em would tie the knot to
hang even a Thomas cat that had been tried and condemned and sentenced
according to law.”
“Then why do they become infuriated and make threats of lynching?”
asked the New Yorker.
“To assure the motorman,” answered the tall man, “that he is safe. If
they really wanted to do him up they would go into the houses and drop
bricks on him from the third-story windows.”
“New Yorkers are not cowards,” said the other man, a little stiffly.
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