"She has," said the shoemaker, drawing his wax-end. "But she's a
civilised cat, not like the vulgar fellow in China, and civilised cats
hide their electricity much as civilised people hide their feelings. But
one day last summer I saw her showing her electricity. A monstrous black
rat came prowling from the brewery, a bald patch on his head and a piece
missing from his left haunch. To see that fellow coming up out of a
gullet and stepping up the street, in the middle of the broad daylight,
you'd imagine he was the county inspector of police."
"And did she fight the rat?" Padna asked.
The shoemaker put the shoe on a last and began to tap with his hammer.
"She did fight him," he said. "She went out to him twirling her
moustaches. He lay down on his back. She lay down on her side. They kept
grinning and sparring at each other like that for half an hour. At last
the monstrous rat got up in a fury and come at her, the fangs stripped.
She swung round the yard, doubled in two, making circles like a
Catherine-wheel about him until the old blackguard was mesmerised. And
if you were to see the bulk of her tail then, all her electricity gone
into it! She caught him with a blow of it under the jowl, and he fell in
a swoon. She stood over him, her back like the bend of a hoop, the tail
beating about her, and a smile on the side of her face. And that was the
end of the monstrous brewery rat."
Padna said nothing, but put the cat down on the floor. When she made
some effort to regain his lap he surreptitiously suggested, with the tip
of his boot, that their entente was at an end.
A few drops of rain beat on the window, and the shoemaker looked up, his
glasses shining, the bumps on his forehead gleaming. "Do you know the
reason God makes it rain?" he asked.
Padna, who had been listening to the conversation of two farmers the
evening before, replied, "I do. To make turnips grow."
"Nonsense!" said the shoemaker, reaching out for an awl. "God makes it
rain to remind us of the Deluge. And I don't mean the Deluge that was
at all at all. I mean the Deluge that is to come. The world will be
drowned again. The belly-band of the sky will give, for that's what the
rainbow is, and it only made of colours. Did you never know until now
what the rainbow was? No? Well, well!... As I was saying, when the
belly-band of the sky bursts the Deluge will come. In one minute all the
valleys of the earth will be filled up. In the second minute the
mountains will be topped. In the third minute the sky will be emptied
and its skin gone, and the earth will be no more. There will be no ark,
no Noah, and no dove. There will be nothing only one great waste of grey
water and in the middle of it one green leaf. The green leaf will be a
sign that God has gone to sleep, the trouble of the world banished from
His mind. So whenever it rains remember my words."
Padna said he would, and then went home.
II
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