When Padna called on the shoemaker for the boots that had been left for
repair they were almost ready. The tips only remained to be put on the
heels. Padna sat down in the little workshop, and under the agreeable
influence of the place he made bold to ask the shoemaker if he had grown
up to be a shoemaker as the geranium had grown up to be a geranium in
its pot on the window.
"What!" exclaimed the shoemaker. "Did you never hear tell that I was
found in the country under a head of cabbage? No! Well, well! What do
they talk to you at home about at all?"
"The most thing they tell me," said Padna, "is to go to bed and get up
in the morning. What is the name of the place in the country where they
found you?"
"Gobstown," said the shoemaker. "It was the most miserable place within
the ring of Ireland. It lay under the blight of a good landlord, no
better. That was its misfortune, and especially my misfortune. If the
Gobstown landlord was not such a good landlord it's driving on the box
of an empire I would be to-day instead of whacking tips on the heels of
your boots. How could that be? I'll tell you that.
"In Gobstown the tenants rose up and demanded a reduction of rent; the
good landlord gave it to them. They rose up again and demanded another
reduction of rent; he gave it to them. They went on rising up, asking
reductions, and getting them, until there was no rent left for anyone to
reduce. The landlord was as good and as poor as our best.
"And while all this was going on Gobstown was surrounded by estates
where there were the most ferocious landlords--rack-renting, absentee,
evicting landlords, landlords as wild as tigers. And these tiger
landlords were leaping at their tenants and their tenants slashing back
at them as best they could. Nothing, my dear, but blood and the music of
grape-shot and shouts in the night from the jungle. In Gobstown we had
to sit down and look on, pretending, moryah, that we were as happy as
the day was long.
"Not a scalp was ever brought into Gobstown. No man of us ever went out
on an adventure which might bring him home again through the mouth of
the county jail. Not a secret enterprise that might become a great
public excitement was ever hatched, not to speak of being launched. We
had not as much as a fife-and-drum band. We did not know how to play a
tin whistle or beat upon the tintinnabulum. We never waved a green flag.
We had not a branch of any kind of a league. We had no men of skill to
draft a resolution, indite a threatening letter, draw a coffin, skull,
and cross-bones, fight a policeman, or even make a speech. We were never
a delegate at a convention, an envoy to America, a divisional executive,
a deputation, or a demonstration. We were nothing. We wilted under the
blight of our good landlord as the green stalk wilts under the frost of
the black night.... Hand me that knife. The one with the wooden handle.
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