"In desperation we used rouse ourselves and march into the
demonstrations on other estates. We were a small and an unknown tribe.
The Gobstown contingent always brought up the rear of the procession--a
gawky, straggling, bad-stepping, hay-foot, straw-foot lot! The onlookers
hardly glanced at us. We stood for nothing. We had no name. Once we
rigged up a banner with the words on it, 'Gobstown to the Front!' but
still we were put to the back, and when we walked through this town the
servant girls came out of their kitchens, laughed at us, and called out,
'Gobstown to the Back of the Front!'
"The fighting men came to us, took us aside, and asked us what we were
doing in Gobstown. We had no case to make. We offered to bring forward
our good landlord as a shining example, to lead our lamb forward in
order that he might show up the man-eaters on the other estates. The
organisers were all hostile. They would not allow us into the
processions any more. If we could bring forward some sort of roaring
black devil we would be more than welcome. Shining examples were not in
favour. We were sent home in disgrace and broke up. As the preachers
say, our last state was worse than our first.
"We became sullen and drowsy and fat and dull. We got to hate the sight
of each other, so much so that we began to pay our rents behind each
other's backs, at first the reduced rents, then, gale day by gale day,
we got back to the original rent, and kept on paying it. Our good
landlord took his rents and said nothing. Gobstown became the most
accursed place in all Ireland. Brother could not trust brother. And
there were our neighbours going from one sensation to another. They were
as lively as trout, as enterprising as goats, as intelligent as
Corkmen. They were thin and eager and good-tempered. They ate very
little, drank water, slept well, men with hard knuckles, clean bowels,
and pale eyes. Anything they hit went down. They were always ready to go
to the gallows for each other.
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