Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketchesStevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
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Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketches
Stevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
English fiction -- Scottish authors; Humorous stories, Scottish
The meeting broke up about one in the morning, and as I was putting
on my topcoat I observed some waiters busy arranging tumblers, &c.,
in the next room, and wondered what meeting there could be at that
hour. It was ourselves! A new chairman and croupier were elected,
and we began again. I don't know when this meeting broke up, for my
watch had stopped. It was a dark night, or morning rather, when
Stewart and I set out for home; and I should think we would be about
half-way when I grew very eloquent in praise of Burns, and I had just
finished what I thought a grand quotation, and was waiting for
Stewart's approbation, when I discovered I had lost him. This caused
me the greatest concern, for I thought he had taken what some people
would call "just plenty," and others "too much." So I immediately
sat down to look for him. I felt a little overcome; and though the
grass was damp and there was a cold wind whistling through the hedge,
I must have waited a considerable time without finding Stewart. So I
determined to go without him. I had gone about a mile, I should
imagine, and was thinking I must be near home, when I heard in the
distance a glee-party singing "We are na fou." As we approached I
heard the rumble of a trap, which turned out to contain some of the
party who had been detained by a second adjournment. They recognised
me in passing by the light of their lamps, and pulled up, asking
where I was going. I said, "To Brewlands," the name of Stewart's
place. I think they laughed, and told me I was going the wrong way,
and that if I had gone a little farther I would soon have been at the
hotel. I did not want them to know I was not aware of where I was
going, and explained I was looking for "Brewlands," the name Stewart
usually gets, as farmers are generally called by the name of their
farm.
"Jump in," they said, "there's nae fear o' him; he can aye find his
way hame. We'll tak' ye up an' see if he has onything in the bottle."
They were right. When we arrived at the farm we saw a light in the
dining-room, and Stewart, evidently hearing the sound of the wheels
on the gravel, came out, and when he found I was one of the company
he said, "Whaur hev ye been? Man, I was jist comin' oot to look for
ye. I didna miss ye till I was near hame, an' I thocht I wad jist
gang in for a lantern."
He had evidently not had time to get the lantern, but I noticed he
had found time to take a dram, as the bottle was on the table, and a
tumbler with what appeared to be whisky and water in it.
Stewart's version of the affair was quite different from mine. He
explained to the party that he was reciting some o' Robbie's fine
bits to me when he became aware that he wasn't, for I was not there.
"An' noo I think on't," he said, "I fancy I dae mind o' a sound like
you sittin' doon suddenly on the roadside."
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