Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketchesStevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
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Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketches
Stevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
English fiction -- Scottish authors; Humorous stories, Scottish
"Is it not finished, dear? I don't think we should stay. I'm sure
you'll catch cold; you've just been shivering all the time. Is that
slices of lemon they're getting? I think they should get some nice
warm water to wash themselves, they are all so dirty; and I'm sure
they would be the better of a cup of tea. It seems very difficult to
do what they are trying, and no wonder; when any one got the ball and
was running away, that gentleman with the flag blew a whistle and
brought him back. What business has he to interfere?"
"He's referee, and it must have been thrown forward."
"Well, but one couldn't help that, if it's wrong. If I had the ball
I would just run on, and pretend not to hear the whistle. He spoilt
the game several times, and I'm sure they're all gentlemen, who
wouldn't do anything unfair, though they are rough with each other."
"They're off again; Sco--otland!"
"Hold your tongue, dear; they're just working like slaves. I don't
see how they can call that a game."
"D-- it, they're in! Isn't--that--most----"
"For shame, dear! You shouldn't speak like that. I don't see why
you should pay to get in here, for you don't seem to have enjoyed it
a bit. Has Wales won?"
"They've got a try--humbug!"
"Well, I'm very glad, after all their trouble coming here."
"Well played, Leggat! He's always on the spot when wanted."
"Now, isn't that simply disgraceful! They've torn a man's jersey. I
believe the Welsh are just as bad as our fellows. Now, it's enough
to give that poor fellow his death of cold, when he's heated; and the
people are laughing, too, as if it was fun; but they seem to expect
that sort of thing, for there's a man coming with another. I think
they would require to keep a stock of wooden legs, if they go on that
way. That's not the way gentlemen should behave."
"Our backs are weak," said M'Cranky to himself.
"Well, that one who had his jersey torn off has a very strong back;
don't you think so? Now, there's one of the Welshmen hurt! I knew
something would happen. It's perfectly disgraceful in a civilised
country. Somebody should really write to the papers about it; and
what are the policemen doing here if they allow that sort of conduct?
They're taking off his stocking, poor fellow; I hope he'll have more
sense than try football again, but there's not one better than
another."
"Oh, he's all right; he's getting up again."
"Well, if I were him I would just say I wouldn't play; he's quite
lame, poor fellow. I can't understand it; he's going to play again.
Well, I hope it'll be a lesson to them all to be more careful; but I
would like to go home, dear. I'm afraid some one will get hurt. You
might come away; you know you're just exciting yourself for nothing.
What do you say to having a cup of tea with----"
"Tea, be blowed! I'm not going to move. Scotland hasn't scored yet,
and it's time they were hurrying up."
"I wonder you can be so cruel, dear. I think they have all more need
of a rest."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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