Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketchesStevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
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Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketches
Stevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
English fiction -- Scottish authors; Humorous stories, Scottish
Ages may come and go, but boys will remain the same as far as
anything bad is concerned. Give a boy an apple, and he will not
enjoy it to the full till he finds another boy beside whom he can eat
it, the other boy's envy bringing out its full flavour.
[Illustration: "DROPPING A COPPER INTO THE DISH OF A BLIND MAN" _By
Henry W. Kerr, R.S.A._]
The other day I was going to Glasgow; and having no desire to go via
Queensferry on the North British line, I went to the Caledonian
Station. As I had a few minutes to spare, I was looking through the
railings to the Lothian Road, when my attention was drawn to a boy
dropping a copper into the tin dish of a blind man who was reading
the Bible. The reading suddenly stopped; but before the man could
put his hand in the dish the penny was quietly withdrawn, dangling at
the end of a string. The operation was repeated, and the third trial
convinced the man that he was being "sold." "There he's coming
again!" said the boy. The man grasped a heavy stick, and just as a
minister was passing he received a firm broad cut across the middle
of his vest. As soon as he recovered he looked about for a policeman
to give the man in charge, but I hurried down and explained to him.
I may have been mistaken, but I thought I recognised him from a
sketch I had seen as one who had taken a prominent part in the
Queen's Park Demonstration, and I strangely seemed to forgive the
boy, who however had not waited for pardon.
My nephew was not long in the house till he had examined everything,
and among other things he fished out an old album with a musical box
attached. I had put it aside some years ago as broken. "Put it out
of the way," I said, "it's useless." But this only added to his
curiosity: he took it to another room, and soon brought it back,
playing at a furious rate, as if glad at being released, and anxious
to make up for lost time. I hate musical boxes. One never knows
what they are playing, and, like boys, they seem anxious to exhibit
all they know. An explanation of what had been wrong was given to me
in a tone which showed my informant saw that mechanics was another
thing I knew little of. The disconnecting action of the swivel
had--something or another, I forget what; but all that was required
was--something else. I said I had never bothered about it, which was
quite true; but I am sure he felt I could not have mended it if I had
tried.
The pace of the tunes gradually got slower, and what at first seemed
to be a hornpipe was now like a dead march. Then it seemed to be
going to sleep, and a note only came out now and then, and it slept,
but not for long; he had found that the key of the dining-room clock
fitted it, and he wound it up again.
"Oh! take it away," I said; and he went off to the next room, but no
doors could keep out the sound.
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