What Every Woman KnowsBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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What Every Woman Knows
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Man-woman relationships -- Drama
The other chairs are horse-hair, than which nothing is more comfortable
if there be a good slit down the seat. The seats are heavily dented,
because all the Wylie family sit down with a dump. The draught-board
is on the edge of a large centre table, which also displays four books
placed at equal distances from each other, one of them a Bible, and
another the family album. If these were the only books they would not
justify Maggie in calling this chamber the library, her dogged name for
it; while David and James call it the west-room and Alick calls it ‘the
room,’ which is to him the natural name for any apartment without a bed
in it. There is a bookcase of pitch pine, which contains six hundred
books, with glass doors to prevent your getting at them.
No one does try to get at the books, for the Wylies are not a reading
family. They like you to gasp when you see so much literature gathered
together in one prison-house, but they gasp themselves at the thought
that there are persons, chiefly clergymen, who, having finished one
book, coolly begin another. Nevertheless it was not all vainglory
that made David buy this library: it was rather a mighty respect for
education, as something that he has missed. This same feeling makes him
take in the Contemporary Review and stand up to it like a man. Alick,
who also has a respect for education, tries to read the Contemporary,
but becomes dispirited, and may be heard muttering over its pages, ‘No,
no use, no use, no,’ and sometimes even ‘Oh hell.’ James has no respect
for education; and Maggie is at present of an open mind.
They are Wylie and Sons of the local granite quarry, in which Alick was
throughout his working days a mason. It is David who has raised them to
this position; he climbed up himself step by step (and hewed the steps),
and drew the others up after him. ‘Wylie Brothers,’ Alick would have had
the firm called, but David said No, and James said No, and Maggie said
No; first honour must be to their father; and Alick now likes it on the
whole, though he often sighs at having to shave every day; and on some
snell mornings he still creeps from his couch at four and even at two
(thinking that his mallet and chisel are calling him), and begins to
pull on his trousers, until the grandeur of them reminds him that he can
go to bed again. Sometimes he cries a little, because there is no more
work for him to do for ever and ever; and then Maggie gives him a spade
(without telling David) or David gives him the logs to saw (without
telling Maggie).
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