"No matter," said Patty, graciously; "we can do very well without them." (She did not take lemon herself.) "The object of tea is not for the sake of the tea, but for the conversation which accompanies it, and one must not let accidents annoy him. You see, young ladies," she went on, in the tone of an instructor giving a lecture, "though I have just spilled the alcohol over the sugar, I appear not to notice it, but keep up an easy flow of conversation to divert my guests. A repose of manner is above all things to be cultivated." Patty leaned languidly back in her chair. "To-morrow is Founder's Day," she resumed in a conversational tone. "I wonder if many--" "That reminds me," interrupted the Twin. "You girls needn't save any dances for my brother. I got a letter from him this morning saying he couldn't come." "He hasn't broken anything, has he?" Patty asked sympathetically. "Broken anything?" "Ah--an arm, or a leg, or a neck. Accidents are so prevalent about Founder's time." "No; he was called out of town on important business." "Important business!" Patty laughed. "Dear man! why couldn't he have thought of something new?" "I think myself it was just an excuse," the Twin acknowledged. "He seemed to have an idea that he would be the only man here, and that, alone and unaided, he would have to dance with all six hundred girls." Patty shook her head sadly. "They're all alike. Founder's wouldn't be Founder's if half the guests didn't develop serious illness or important business or dead relations the last minute. The only safe way is to invite three men and make out one program." "I simply can't realize that to-morrow is Founder's," said Priscilla. "It doesn't seem a week since we unpacked our trunks after vacation, and before we know it we shall be packing them again for Christmas." "Yes; and before we know it we'll be unpacking them again, with examinations three weeks ahead," said Georgie the pessimist. "Oh, for the matter of that," returned Patty the optimist, "before we know it we'll be walking up one side of the platform for our diplomas and coming down the other side blooming alumnae." "And then," sighed Georgie, "before we even have time to decide on a career, we'll be old ladies, telling our grandchildren to stand up straight and remember their rubbers." "And," said Priscilla, "before any of us get any tea we'll be in our graves, if you don't stop talking and watch that kettle." "It's boiling," said Patty. "Yes," said Priscilla; "it's been boiling for ten minutes." "It's hot," said Patty. "I should think it might be," said Priscilla. "And now the problem is, how to get it off without burning one's self." "You're presiding to-day; you must solve your own problems."