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"Who He?" is not an expensive show as TV variety shows go. It's in the
middle bracket. I think you might be interested in a rough break-down
on the budget which will give you some idea of the stakes for which the
people in this adventure were fighting. The monetary stakes, that is.
The network charges $25,000 for a half-hour of coast-to-coast time. Mig
Mason, the star, gets $2,000 a week. Diggy Dixon, who is co-starred
with him, doesn't get a nickel because Mason's a ventriloquist and
Dixon is the dummy. Stacy, Kay Hill and other talent and specialties
including the dancers get $3,000.
The writers, Jake Lennox and Mason's gagmen, split $1,500 between
them. Lennox also gets a small cut in the producer's take for helping
create the show. Incidentally, one of the gagmen got married for the
first time on his forty-third birthday. The marriage broke up after
two weeks. The bride went home to Canada and the gagman went down to
Washington and became a spy for the government. We're still trying to
figure it out. Maybe he decided that any tight rope, even an espionage
tight rope, would be safer than the one he was on.
Raeburn Sachs gets $750 a week for directing "Who He?". How Sachs got
started in the business is one of the great legends, and the only
explanation for his weird public and private life. He was a stencil
clerk in a Chicago advertising office, and one day he drove to work
in a new Cadillac. He also wore new clothes and a new look. Everybody
asked Ray if he'd robbed a bank. Chicago-type joke. Ray told them
proudly that he'd written a hit tune called "Lumbago" or something like
that.
Nobody ever heard of the tune. The office did a little detective work
and discovered that "Lumbago" did exist, had truly been written by Ray,
and had been recorded as a favor to him by a cousin who led a band
working for a Chicago recording company. The gimmick was that there was
another side to the record, the Flip, they call it, and Sinatra was on
the Flip. Sinatra made the sales, but Ray shared the money. That made
him a reputation and started him as a variety expert. He's been trying
to justify that wrong Flip ever since.
Here's a little more budget: Johnny Plummer, married to the most
exotically beautiful noodnick in the world, is allotted $1,500 a week
for orchestra, copying and his own fee. The noodnick has standing
orders to keep out of the theater because she disrupts the camera men,
and camera time is counted like radium. Cameras and technicians cost
$2,000. Sets and props cost $3,000. Special effects like rain, snow,
Acts of God and Rear-Projection cost $500.
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