New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
The producer, Mel Grabinett (Mr. Blinky to his enemies; he has no
friends) takes $3,000 which he cuts up with Jake Lennox and Ned Bacon
who developed "Who He?" with him. Jake and Ned get two and a half bills
each. That's $250. Borden, Olson and Mardine, the advertising agency
representing the client, adds 15% of the gross cost of the show for
agency fee, and that plus prize money and incidentals comes to $50,000
a week to demonstrate the superior quality of Mode Shoes.
Some forty hard-working, variously talented people put together "Who
He?" every week ... artists, technicians and business men. Each of
them is walking his own private tightrope, but all of them must walk
the communal tightrope of the show on Sunday night at nine o'clock
before 37 million viewers. The individual pressures added to the common
tension of the show make it seem inevitable that the program will
blow up during rehearsal and never get on the air. Yet "Who He?" has
appeared 39 weeks in succession without mishap. Without mishap, that
is, until the performance on New Year's night.
It was one of those nightmares. Everyone who saw the show knew
something was wrong. Mig Mason performed so badly that you could see
his mouth twitch and his neck muscles jerk during the ventriloquist
routines with the dummy. Oliver Stacy handed out the wrong prizes.
Johnny Plummer missed his cues. Floor managers and stagehands wandered
dazedly before the cameras. The dancers went through the production
numbers as though they expected the roof to collapse at any moment.
_Variety_ happened to catch the show that night and murdered it.
_Variety_ was unfair. Their reviewer should have checked first. He
would have learned that the show went out the window because one man
fell off his private tightrope with such a disastrous jar that everyone
else was shaken. He would have discovered that less than five feet of
sight-line saved the theater audience and the TV viewers from the
spectacle of a dead man hanging by the neck from the iron grid above
the stage.
For twenty-nine minutes and thirty seconds, stars, actors, dancers
and technicians went through the motions of playing "Who He?" under
a corpse with starting eyes and swollen tongue ... a victim of the
savage, merciless warfare in our frontier town, murdered by the ferment
in a man's mind.
I knew the corpse. I know what killed him. I'm still friendly with most
of the cut-throats who watched him die. I've spoken to them, questioned
them, and heard what they couldn't say as well as what they said. I've
pieced out all the strands that wove themselves into a rope around a
man's neck. This is the story of what happened....
CHAPTER II
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