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"And stop talking dirty," Aimee told him primly. She was wearing a bra,
panties and high black net stockings; not, she pointed out, in hopes of
arousing the beast in Mr. Fox. It was her conventional uniform. As a
matter of fact she knew he was still drunk and hoped he wouldn't start
anything. She waddled to the sofa and bent over Mr. Fox solicitously.
He had been very generous to her even though her professional services
had not yet been requested. Mr. Fox stared up at her bursting cleavage,
then suddenly thrust his heavy hand down into it.
"The All-Mother," Lennox laughed.
He hurt her. Aimee squawked and jerked back. Lennox held on to the bra
and tore it away. He began to cheer: "Brah! Brah! Brah!" waving the bra
like a college pennant.
"You goddam lousy bum!" Aimee screamed. "You're mean. You're mean dirty
drunk. I never liked you from the beginning, you goddam lousy son of
a--"
"No, no," Lennox protested. "An act of admiration. 'Fair is my love,
for April's in her face, her lovely breasts September claims his
part....' Poem by R. Greene. Speaks for C. Fox."
He lurched up from the sofa, captured Aimee and clutched her
reverently. He pressed his face between her breasts. He had not shaved
in a day and a half, and his beard was excruciating. Aimee fought and
twisted and thrust him away. Lennox straightened and rocked like a high
mast.
"'But Cold December dwelleth in her heart,'" he mumbled sorrowfully.
"Where's the woman who'll give passion with the sweetness of virgins
and the lunacy of whores? You give, Aimee, but you taste like money."
He staggered, tripped on a mass of cardboard and wrapping paper, and
fell heavily into a three-foot Christmas tree that expired with a
jingle and pop.
Aimee burst out laughing. She was revenged. Lennox arose in a fury,
seized the Christmas tree by the butt and beat it savagely against the
wall. Aimee protested. He leaped toward her and lashed her across the
high fat buttocks. Aimee screamed. Lennox slipped and bruised himself
on a solid square object covered with tissue paper. He clutched it.
"You leave that alone, Clarence," Aimee yelled. She forgot all other
outrages and ran across the room. She clawed at Lennox and tried to
pull him off. The tissue paper tore away.
"What'r you protecting? Virginity?" Lennox growled.
"It's the Christmas present you gimme. You bought it last night. Don't
you bust it!"
Lennox peeled away tissue paper to reveal a dark wood console and a
twelve inch TV screen.
"The Monster!" he cried. "The One-Eyed Beast!" He hammered the top of
the set with his fists. Aimee fought him helplessly, then darted away
and returned with an empty quart beer bottle. She swung it with both
hands and clubbed Lennox across the back of the neck. He fell forward
into the rubbish like a tackle throwing a rolling block. He was the
size of a tackle.
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