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Jake Lennox had been fighting a losing battle with himself for ten
years, and it was a struggle he had never been aware of. The two levels
of his mind hated each other and were tearing him apart. Jake had a
conscious ideal, the model of the man he wanted to be ... austere,
kindly, infallible, sophisticated. Like many of us, he suffered
from the Mignon Complex. He was bitterly ashamed of his background.
He had had a squalid childhood as the son of a drunken Long Island
clam-digger, and would have liked to awaken one morning to discover
that he was really the second son of the Marquis of Suffolk.
But deep down inside, Jake was a hell of a rowdy guy; full of laughter
and boisterous energy, yearning for ribald friends and a burning girl
he could love and marry and riot in bed with. He was not aware of this.
He believed in the conscious image of what he wanted to be. And while
the lusty passions within him fought to overturn and destroy the world
he had made for himself, his conscious mind was fighting desperately to
hold it together.
Occasionally the conscious mind gave way, which is why Jake Lennox
awoke on Christmas night in the role of another man. He was convinced
that he was Mr. Clarence Fox from Philadelphia. I got this story from
Jake and from Aimee Driscoll when I went up to her apartment to claim
Jake's overcoat and precious gimmick book. Jake couldn't face Aimee
again. She represented the turmoil inside him which he could not
acknowledge.
Aimee (how about that name?) is a blonde with a poached face and
the fattest behind and bosom in the hustling racket. If you looked
at her through a gin bottle you might imagine that she was a busty
Swedish acrobat, which was what betrayed Jake. There are front-men and
rear-men, Aimee kindly explained to me, and she parlays both into a
lovely living. Mr. Clarence Fox was an All-Around Camper.
He awoke, still drunk and still bloody from the brawl in Ye Baroque
Saloon where he had acquired Aimee. He wore his underwear and was
cramped into an overstuffed sofa and covered with a gritty Navajo
blanket. It was dark. Lennox let out a roar that slid into a ballad
which he'd composed the night before and with which he'd been injuring
ears ever since.
Aimee heard the racket, ran into the living room and turned on the
lights. Lennox winced, closed his eyes, and sneezed three times in
stately waltz tempo.
"Less light," he muttered. "A switch on Goethe. I am excessively
educated, and all by hand. Need more crud in my blood." He began to
roar again.
"Stop that noise, Clarence!" Aimee called from the door. "Stop that
goddam singing."
Lennox finished the ballad which included every dirty word he knew.
Seventeen, by actual count.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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