Prepared and memorized a very good speech but had forgotten it Preserve your illusions Pretty soon we shall have been dead a hundred years Previous-engagement plea Proceeded from unreasoned selfishness to reasoned selfishness Pronounced Mrs. Clemens free from any organic ills Put all your eggs into one basket--and watch that basket Rain falls upon the just and the unjust alike Reached the grandfather stage of life without grandchildren Read not so many books, but read a few books often Ready acknowledgment of shortcoming Recognize myself Refused ten thousand dollars for a tobacco indorsement Religion Resenting, even when most amused by it, extravagance and burles Revelation of injustice and hypocrisy Ridicule to the things considered sham Rubaiyat Ruling public and political aristocracy Sad tolerance of age Saint-Saens Seeing them in print was a joy Seek companionship among men of superior intellect and character Selfishness Seventy, the scriptural limitation of life Shall we ever laugh again? Ship ahoy! What ship is that? And whence and whither? Sick were made well, and the well made better Sketches which every artist has, turned face to the wall Slave that is proud that he is a slave Smoked constantly, loathed exercise Some folks mistake vivacity for wit Style that is not a style at all but the very absence of it Subcutaneous injection of brandy saved her Suetonius and Carlyle lay on the bed beside him Swayed by every passing emotion and influence Symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax Tannhauser Tarkington Teaspoonful of brains Teeth Telling the truth's the funniest joke in the world Temperament is the man Terrible death to be talked to death "The country home I need," he said, fiercely, "is a cemetery." The Great Law The rest is silence The Derelict The second advent The war prayer The mysterious chamber The international lightning trust There is that about the sun which makes us forget his spots There is no such thing as a new idea There is not much choice between a removal & a funeral They have forgotten how to rest They fought, that a mother might own her child This view beggars all admiration This race's God I mean--their own pet invention. Threescore years and ten! Titanic To My Missionary Critics To the Person Sitting in Darkness Trinity True Story Turn hell's back yard into a playground Twain did not remember ever having seen or heard his father laugh Under dog in the fight Unerring faculty for making business mistakes Unitarianism is a featherbed to catch falling Christians Unsent Letters Voluntarily retired from the service War Prayer Was the World Made for Man Ways and means were not always considered We are always too busy for our children We have no real morals, but only artificial ones We live to learn Well, it 'most kills me, but it pays Western humor What is biography? Unadorned romance What is Man What are you going to do, you poor soul? What an amusing creature the human being is