Just say the report of my death has been grossly exaggerated Kissed each other, something hitherto unknown Know so much that isn't so Last and best of life for which the first was made Learned the meaning of grief Lecky Lecky's History of European Morals Less than a cent an acre Letter on inadvertant theft on a visit to friends Letter written in a passion is a mistake Letters of Madame de Sevigne Letters from the Earth Liberty, justice, humanity Life and death that made its beginning there Life is a game of whist. Life is too long and too short. Likely to write not wisely but too much Livy, if it comforts you to lean on the Christian faith do so! Looks like a good deal of trouble for such a small result Loss of one whose memory is the only thing I worship Loved him all my life, and I'll love him till I die Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain Ma likes funerals Machine that is as unreliable as he is would have no market Make other men not fit to die, but fit to live Man is the only animal that blushes, or that needs to Man who isn't a pessimist is a d---d fool Man who has that eye doesn't need to go armed Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired Man the irresponsible Machine Many things had been discussed and put away for good Mark Twain Scrap-Book Marriages are what the parties to them alone really know Massacre of Jews in Moscow Mendicancy Mental healing Mind, if this is going to be too much trouble to you "Modest" Club Museum of Natural History My advice is not to raise the flag Neither the refinement nor the weakness of a college education Never affiliate with inferiors; always climb Never a throne which did not represent a crime No general fondness for poetry; but many poems appealed to him Nobler to teach others to be good, and less trouble Not Mark Twain's habit to strive for humor Nothing that glitters is gold Nothing but almost inspired lying got me out of this scrape Nothing is ever at rest--wood, iron, water, everything is alive Number of things I can remember that aren't so." October th was a perfect wedding-day Oh, it is such a mystery, and it takes so long One could lose a dog in this bed Only dead men can tell the truth in this world Only a human being, he said, could have done these things Only by resisting temptation that men grow strong Operas Optimism Optimist Ornament of a house is the friends that frequent it Our alphabet is pure insanity Out of the window, and I carried the sash along with me. Oyster has hardly any more reasoning power than a man Party have somehow got a mortgage on his soul, Patriotism that proposed to keep the Stars and Stripes clean People religiously and otherwise insane Perfect air of not knowing it to be humorous Pessimist Pier Political conscience into somebody else's keeping Poorest, clumsiest excuse of all the creatures Potter's "English violet" order of design Praise, but not of an intemperate sort Praises to whatever seemed genuine