Wild Oats; or, The Strolling GentlemenO'Keeffe, John
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Wild Oats; or, The Strolling Gentlemen
O'Keeffe, John
Comedy plays; English drama
_John._ Surrender! Oh then you've no shot left indeed--let's see.
[_Feels his pocket._] I hav'nt the loading of a gun about me now, and
this same monsieur poverty is a bitter bad enemy.
_Sir Geo._ They are the deserters that I've been after. [_Aside._
_John._ Meet me in an hour's time in the little wood yonder; I'll
raise a wind to blow you into safe latitude--keep out to sea, my
master's the rock you'll certainly split upon.
_2d Ruff._ This is the first time we ever saw you; but we'll steer
by your chart, for I never knew one seaman to betray another.
[_Exeunt_ RUFFIANS.
_Sir Geo._ Then they have been pressed--I can't blame them so much for
running away.
_John._ Yes, Sir George would certainly hang them.
_Sir Geo._ I wouldn't, they shall eat beef, and drink the king's
health, run and tell them so--stop, I'll tell them myself.
_John._ Why, now you are yourself, and a kind, good gentleman, as you
used to be.
_Sir Geo._ Since these idle rogues are inclined to return to their
duty, they shan't want sea store--take them this money--but hold--I'll
meet them myself, and advise them as I would my children. [_Exeunt
severally._
SCENE II.
_A Wood._
_Enter_ ROVER, _in his first clothes, greatly agitated, with pistols_.
_Rover._ Which way did Mr. Abrawang take? Dick Buskin, I think, has no
suspicion of my intentions:--such a choleric spark will fight, I dare
say. If I fall, or even survive this affair, I leave the field of
love, and the fair prize, to the young gentleman I've personated, for
I'm determined to see Lady Amaranth no more--Oh, here comes Abrawang.
_Enter_ SIR GEORGE.
_Sir Geo._ Now to relieve these foolish seagulls--they must be hovering
about this coast--Ha! puppy unknown!--
_Rover._ You're the very man I was seeking.--You are not ignorant, Mr.
Abrawang--
_Sir Geo._ Mr. what?
_Rover._ You will not resign your title, ha, ha, ha! Oh, very well,
I'll indulge you,--_Sir George Thunder_, you honoured me with a blow.
_Sir Geo._ Did it hurt you?
_Rover._ 'Sdeath! but let me proceed like a gentleman; as it's my
pride to reject even favours, no man shall offer me an injury.
_Sir Geo._ Eh!
_Rover._ In rank we're equal.
_Sir Geo._ Are we faith? [_Smiling._] The English of all this is,
we're to fight.
_Rover._ Sir, you have marked on me an indelible stain, only to be
washed out by blood.
_Sir Geo._ Why, I've only one objection to fighting you.
_Rover._ What's that, sir?
_Sir Geo._ That you're too brave a lad to be killed.
_Rover._ Brave! No, sir; at present I wear the stigma of a coward.
_Sir Geo._ Zounds! I like a bit of fighting--hav'n't had a morsel a
long time--don't know when I've smelt gunpowder--but to bring down a
woodcock.
_Rover._ Take your ground.
_Sir Geo._ But what are we to do for weapons?
_Rover._ Here are weapons.
_Sir Geo._ Well, this is bold work, for a privateer to give battle to
a king's ship.
_Rover._ Try your charge, sir, and take your ground.
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