Wild Oats; or, The Strolling GentlemenO'Keeffe, John
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Wild Oats; or, The Strolling Gentlemen
O'Keeffe, John
Comedy plays; English drama
_Sir Geo._ I would not wish to sink, burn, or destroy, what I think
was built for good service; but, damme, if I don't wing you, to teach
you better manners.
_Enter the three_ RUFFIANS, _not perceiving_ ROVER.
_3d Ruff._ Ay, here's the honest fellow has brought us some cash.
[_Looking at_ SIR GEORGE.
_2d Ruff._ We're betrayed, it's the very gentleman, that's in pursuit
of us, and this promise was only a decoy to throw us into his power--The
pistol!
[_Apart, and pointing to it._ SIR GEORGE _ramming the charge_.
[_2d_ RUFFIAN _seizes and wrenches the piece from_ SIR GEORGE.
_Sir Geor._ Ah, boys!
_2d Ruff._ You'd have our lives, now we'll have yours.
[_Presents the piece at_ SIR GEORGE; ROVER _advances quick,
and knocks it out of his hand_.
[_They run off._
_Rover._ Rascals! [_Pursues them._
_Sir Geor._ [_Takes up the other piece._] My brave lad! I'll--[_Going._
_Enter_ JOHN DORY.
_John._ No, you shan't. [_Holding him._
_Sir Geor._ The rogues will--
_John._ Never mind the rogues--
[_Noise of fighting without, a piece let off._
_Sir Geor._ S'blood! Must I see my preserver perish. [_Struggling._
_John._ Well, I know I'm your preserver, and I will perish, but I'll
bring you out of harm's way. [_Still holding him._
_Sir Geor._ Though he'd fight me himself--
_John._ Sure we all know you'd fight the devil.
_Sir Geor._ He saved my life.
_John._ I'll save your life [_Whips him up in his arms._] So hey! haul
up, my noble little crab walk! [_Exit._
SCENE III.
_A Room in_ BANKS'S _Cottage_.
_Enter_ FARMER GAMMON, BANKS, _and_ SIM.--SIM _writing, and crying_.
_F. Gam._ Boy, go on with the inventory.
_Sim._ How unlucky! Feyther to lay hold of me when I wanted to
practise my part. [_Aside._
_Banks._ This proceeding is very severe, to lay an execution on my
wretched trifling goods when I thought--
_F. Gam._ Ay, you know you've gone up to the big house with your
complaint--her ladyship's steward, to be sure, has made me give back
your cottage and farm; but your goods I seize for my rent.
_Banks._ Only leave me a very few necessaries--by the goodness of my
neighbours, I may soon redeem what the law has put into your hands.
_F. Gam._ The affair is now in my lawyer's hands, and plaintiff and
defendant chattering about it, is all smoke.
_Sim._ Feyther, don't be so cruel to Mr. Banks.
_F. Gam._ I'll mark what I may want to keep for myself. Stay here, and
see that not a pin's worth be removed without my knowledge. [_To_ SIM.
[_Exit._
_Sim._ I'll be domm'd if I'll be your watch dog, to bite the poor,
that I won't. Mr. Banks, as feyther intends to put up your goods at
auction, if you could but get a friend to buy the choice of them for
you again. Sister Jane has got steward to advance her a quarter's
wages, and when I've gone to sell corn for feyther, besides presents,
I've made a market penny now and then. Here--it's not much! but every
little helps.
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