Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
I ran this business for about two months. It began slowly, but after
the first fortnight I really had as much as I could do. I always
asked the people to whom I sent letters to recommend me to their
friends, and in many cases I know that they did so. I gave the best
advice that I could, and I had a small shilling book on the marriage
laws which I found very useful. Not one couple in a hundred that
wants to get married really knows how it may or may not be done. My
clients were chiefly women, and I have grave doubts as to the
seriousness of some of the few men who applied to me. But I did not
mind in the least so long as their postal orders were enclosed. The
women seemed to belong almost exclusively to two sets--domestic
servants and foolish people in smart society. The middle-class would
have nothing to do with me, and I am not sure, although I always gave
the best advice I could, that the middle-class was not right. Only
once or twice, in the curious confessions that were poured out on me,
did I come upon anything that I should have called real romance.
There was plenty of vanity, there was plenty of sentimentality, and
there was a good deal of acute money-grubbing. It was really
interesting work, though it kept me a great deal indoors, and though
I am not sure even now that it was quite honest.
At the end of the first month some blessed young man, whom I am glad
to have this opportunity of thanking, wrote a short and chaffing
article about my advertisement. For days after this I was simply
inundated with letters, and I had to send out post cards to my
clients explaining that, owing to the pressure of business, my
letters of advice to them would probably be delayed for some days.
Among those letters was one bearing the address of a house in
Berkeley Square, which was so extraordinary that I give it in full.
It was one of the few letters that I received from men:--
“DEAR MADAM,--I have seen your advertisement, and also the short
article upon it in the _Daily Courier_, and my own case is so curious
that I have decided to address you. I enclose a postal order for
half a crown as required, but I am a man of means, and in the event
of your being able to assist me I shall, as you will see, propose a
more adequate remuneration. I have been a great traveller and
sportsman, and you may possibly have come upon my recent work on
_Sport in Thibet_. I have now returned to England and am anxious to
marry. But I am prevented by a strange psychological characteristic
of my own.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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