Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
I was not, decidedly not, thirty-seven, and I was as pretty as I
thought he had any right to expect. I was not the creature of steel
that he required, but, none the less, my nerves were in fairly good
order, and I thought that I could get through, at any rate, any of
the preliminary tests to which he might subject me. Two hundred
pounds are better than one hundred. Possibly I might marry this man.
I did not know, and did not want to marry anybody. But he might take
his chance and, in case of failure, fall in line with the doctor at
Castel-on-Weld and the young Hindoo in the boarding-house. It is
wonderful how many excuses one can find for an action which brings in
two hundred pounds.
At the end of the fortnight I wrote and gave him an appointment for
the afternoon of two days later, outside the Stores in Victoria
Street, when I said that the young lady whom I had selected as likely
to meet his requirements would meet him. I suggested that there
should be some sign by which he might be known. Next day I received
a telegram in these words:--
“I shall come dashing up. The red rose is, and always has been, my
sign.”
I thought over that telegram for a long time, and I did not quite
like it. It was altogether too queer. But I meant to see the thing
through. After all, I had given him no sign by which he could
recognise me, and I could always back out at the last moment if I
thought it necessary. So, at the time appointed, which was at three
in the afternoon, I was in Victoria Street at some little distance
from the Stores, waiting to see what might happen.
What actually happened was rather grotesque. A four-wheeled cab
drove up, and an old gentleman got out. He wore a red rose in his
button-hole and another in his hat. He took four rosebushes in pots
from the interior of the cab and placed them on the pavement; dived
back into his cab once more, and came out with a large florist’s box.
This was packed with red roses which he proceeded to scatter
broadcast. His cabman laughed till he nearly fell off the box, and a
large crowd quickly gathered round. The crowd seemed to annoy the
old gentleman. I heard him shouting in a querulous voice, “I am here
for a special purpose. Kindly go away. I require this street for
the afternoon.” A small boy knocked over one of the little
rose-bushes, and this exasperated the old gentleman still further.
In a moment he had whipped a revolver out of his pocket, and began
firing it up into the air in an indiscriminate manner. The police
very promptly got him. And I said nothing to anybody and went home.
Naturally the case was reported in all the papers. The old man had
been strange in his manner for some time, but his relations had not
apprehended anything serious. This afternoon he had been
particularly enraged because he could not get a four-wheeler, and he
was too nervous to ride in hansoms.
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