Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
He laughed. “Appearances are so deceptive,” he said. Then quite
suddenly and rather adroitly he stepped past me into the passage.
“Ah,” he said, looking round, “if I could have a little place like
this, furnished and arranged with the exquisite taste that is shown
here, I should be perfectly content.”
“Will you please go away?” I said.
“Certainly, mademoiselle, in one moment. Your kindness will permit
me just to see the arrangement of the rooms, so that I may determine
whether a flat here would be suitable for me. You have made me a
little nervous by casting doubt upon it.”
“You cannot see any of the rooms,” I said. “You must go at once.”
“And if not?” He smiled.
“If not, I shall fetch a policeman and hand you over to him.”
He still smiled. “Believe me,” he said, “I am sorry indeed to give
you this extra trouble, but I am afraid I must ask you to fetch that
policeman. In your absence I can inspect the rooms at my leisure. I
can at least promise you that I will take the greatest care not to
injure them in any way.”
Quickly and adroitly he slipped past me again and went straight into
the kitchen. I held my breath and listened, and did not fetch the
policeman. In a moment he came out of the kitchen again.
“No policeman yet?” he said. “You are kind to me, and I will repay
it by leaving at once. I see,” he added meaningly, “that you keep
your kitchen window wide open. The English love fresh air, do they
not? Good morning.”
So that was all right. The man behind the door had escaped.
* * * * * *
Two days later I received two surprises. The van of a West-End
florist degraded itself by stopping at my flat and delivered a hamper
of exquisite flowers and fruit. I had ordered nothing, and could not
at first believe that they were intended for me. But a short note
was enclosed.
“Permit me, dear mademoiselle, with these few flowers to make my
apologies look prettier than my rudeness the other day. I shall not
take the basement flat after all.”
The evening post brought me another letter, registered, containing
five Bank of England twenty-pound notes, and another letter.
“You seemed, mademoiselle, to think so little of your great kindness
to me on Tuesday, that I think you should have some souvenir of it.
It would be idle of me to match my taste against yours, and with
renewed gratitude I leave the choice to you.”
Neither letter bore any address or any signature. At first I was a
little puzzled to make out how they had got my name. But there were
many ways in which that might have been managed. A simple inquiry at
the house agents would have been one of them. It was impossible to
return their presents, and, to be quite honest, I doubt if I should
have returned them if it had been possible. For the next few days I
fed on peaches and bought things and lived gloriously.
* * * * * *
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