Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
“I am proposing to show cars for you. The fact is that your car
looks a little bit complicated at first. If an intending purchaser
found that a young girl understood it and drove it easily he would be
reassured.”
“Yes,” said Mr. James reflectively. “I’d thought of that. There’s
something in it, perhaps.”
He seemed to be debating the matter with himself in silence for a few
moments, then he said, “Look here. I’ve got a man coming up
to-morrow. He may buy a Pegasus, or he may buy some other car.
Anyhow, he’s going to buy a car, and we should prefer that he bought
a Pegasus. He’s a nervous kind of man, and my first idea was that in
order to make him feel quite secure I would drive him myself. Now
I’ll change my mind. He’d be more impressed if I sent the car out
with a girl. If you sell the car to him we will pay you a small
commission. Remember, he’s a nervous man. You don’t want to show
him how fast the car can go. Show him how handy it is in a block or
very slow traffic; the ease with which it is steered; the quietness
of the engines; the impossibility of a skid.”
“Yes, yes,” I said. “I see all that. I shall sell him that car.”
I was round next morning at eleven. The possible purchaser was an
elderly solicitor, retired from practice, who after long searchings
of heart had decided that he would have a motor car. He looked
dubiously at the big Pegasus waiting to take him his trial trip as if
he expected that it might go off any moment. He was a good deal
startled when he was told that I should drive him.
“Is that all right?” I heard him ask Mr. James.
“I am sending you out,” said Mr. James, “with one of the best drivers
we’ve got.”
I got up, switched on the spark, and the engines started.
“Dear me,” said Mr. Hoskins, “I was always under the impression that
it was necessary to wind it up--to turn a handle.”
“So it would be,” I said, “if the car had been standing for a long
time, or on a very cold day, but a good four-cylinder car will
generally start with switching on the spark.”
“You are a careful driver, I hope,” he said, as I took him through
Piccadilly Circus.
“Yes, I think so,” I said, “but then this car is particularly easy to
manage.”
His nervousness wore off as we got further away from London. He
desired me ardently to show him the utmost the car could do. As it
could do fifty miles an hour and we were in a police-trapped country
at the time I refrained, but I showed him what it was to have plenty
of power in going up steep hills. The car made nothing of them. He
became silent as we drove back, and I did not bother him by
chattering. Just as we were nearing home he said, “I like this car.
It goes well, and there can be no great difficulty about it if a girl
can drive it. I shall buy it.”
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