Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
He did not buy that particular car. He got one like it, and we tuned
it up for him and found him a driver. He was in great trouble about
myself. If one of the ordinary drivers had taken him he would have
tipped the man, but he felt that he could not tip me although he
could see that I was an employed person. He sent me a charming
letter of thanks and a very good motor rug. And I got my commission.
Better still, I had now got back my self-respect.
After this I often drove for Mr. James when he wanted to show a car.
Naturally I did not always find a purchaser, but on the whole I was
fairly successful. Mr. James himself seemed to think that I had
unusually good luck. I did not in the least mind what work I did. I
was there one morning when Mr. Marshall had just opened a telegram.
It was from a young man living in Bedford who had bought one of the
cars, and it had been delivered the day before. The car had been
driven to Bedford by one of Mr. James’s mechanics. It had already
been run for a hundred miles and properly tuned up, and the mechanic
had had no trouble of any sort with it. The telegram said, “Engines
will not start. Please send man.”
“We can’t,” said Marshall.
Mr. James reflected. It was a very busy time, and everybody on the
place was fully engaged. “It can’t be anything serious,” said Mr.
James. “It’s some fool thing or other that he’s done.”
Then I volunteered. “I’ll go, if you like,” I said.
“Really?” said Mr. James. “It would be awfully good of you if you
would. Will you go by train or drive yourself down?”
I decided to go by train. At Bedford I took a cab to the house, and
told the butler who answered the door that I had called about the
car. He looked a little puzzled, and showed me into the
drawing-room. I was wearing my most enchanting clothes. I had put
them on with intent for the fun of the thing, but I had brought my
overall with me in case of need. A puzzled and sweet-looking young
lady came into the room, said “Good-morning,” and shook hands, and
then, “Am I right? I understand you have called about my husband’s
car?”
“Yes,” I said. “He wired to the Pegasus people for an engineer to be
sent. I am the engineer.”
She seemed considerably staggered. “Do you mean this? Really? You
an engineer?”
“Yes,” I said. “Do you mind?” It was rather cheeky.
Then she found her husband for me, a fluffy, enthusiastic young man,
weary and dirty with long wrestling with that car’s interior. I went
with him to the shed and looked it over.
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