Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
There was perhaps one teaspoonful of petrol in the tank. I pointed
out to him that petrol cars went better when petrol was used. We
then filled up the tank and started. I think I never saw anyone so
absolutely abject. What he wanted to do, and did not dare to do, was
to ask me not to reveal the nature of the trouble to the firm when I
got back. He needn’t have minded. To the firm it was all in the
day’s work. And the curious thing was that the young man was by no
means a fool in mechanical matters; it was simply that he had not
happened to think of the petrol.
I got along very well now. I might have saved myself a good deal of
trouble if I had started on this business at once. I was now making
an income which justified me, I thought, in removing from my little
flat to something better and nearer to the middle of civilisation.
It was Minnie Saxe who decided it for me. She lingered one morning
after she had brought my breakfast; not lachrymose--for she never
wept--but stern and depressed.
“I am afraid I shall have to leave you, miss,” she said.
“I’m sorry,” I said. “Why?”
“Well, father’s broken down again. These last three weeks he’s
brought back his money a shilling short, and great paper bags of
almond-rock in his pocket. Nothing I can say seems to be able to
save him.”
I did not smile outwardly. “Well, what are you going to do about it,
Minnie?”
“I am going to do what I ought to have done long ago. He’s got a bit
of money put by, and I know where there’s a good opening. I’m going
into the sweets and general.”
“What!” I said. “Going to sell sweets? But your father will eat the
stock.”
“That’s just it,” said Minnie. “What’s more, he’ll be encouraged to
eat it. What’s more, when he’s finished he’ll be made to go on
again. He’ll get that and nothing else for a week, and if he can
look sugar in the face at the end of it I’m a Dutchman. Him a grown
man too! I could find another girl to do you, miss, I think, though
I won’t say that she’d be quite my class. Still, I would have her
here the week before I left, and if anybody can knock a thing into a
girl’s head I think I can.”
I explained to Minnie that she need not trouble, and that I should
move from the neighbourhood.
Some time later I made a point of visiting Miss Saxe’s emporium. I
was served by her father, who looked distinctly chastened and rather
thinner. He told me that his daughter was a wonderful girl, and I
believed him. He waved one hand over the assorted boxes on the
counter. “I never touch anything of this kind now,” he said. “One
loses one’s taste for it as one gets older.” So Mr. Saxe was happily
reclaimed.
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