English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Dap._ For want of your favour rather, sweet ladies.
_L. Flip._ [_Aside._] That's Dapperwit, false villain! but he must
not know I am here. If he should, I should lose his thrice agreeable
company, and he would run from me as fast as from the bailiffs. [_To_
LYDIA.] What! you will not talk with 'em, I hope?
_Lyd._ Yes, but I will.
_L. Flip._ Then you are a Park-woman certainly, and you will take it
kindly if I leave you.
_Lyd._ No, you must not leave me.
_L. Flip._ Then you must leave them.
_Lyd._ I'll see if they are worse company than you, first.
_L. Flip._ Monstrous impudence!--will you not come? [_Pulls_ LYDIA.
_Vin._ Nay, madam, I never suffer any violence to be used to a woman
but what I do myself: she must stay, and you must not go.
_L. Flip._ Unhand me, you rude fellow!
_Vin._ Nay, now I am sure you will stay and be kind; for coyness in a
woman is as little sign of true modesty, as huffing in a man is of true
courage.
_Dap._ Use her gently, and speak soft things to her.
_Lyd._ [_Aside._] Now do I guess I know my coxcomb.--[_To_ DAPPERWIT.]
Sir, I am extremely glad I am fallen into the hands of a gentleman that
can speak soft things; and this is so fine a night to hear soft things
in;--morning, I should have said.
_Dap._ It will not be morning, dear madam, till you pull off your
mask.--[_Aside._] That I think was brisk.
_Lyd._ Indeed, dear sir, my face would frighten back the sun.
_Dap._ With glories more radiant than his own.--[_Aside._] I keep up
with her, I think.
_Lyd._ But why would you put me to the trouble of lighting the world,
when I thought to have gone to sleep?
_Dap._ You only can do it, dear madam, let me perish!
_Lyd._ But why would you (of all men) practise treason against your
friend Phœbus, and depose him for a mere stranger?
_Dap._ I think she knows me. [_Aside._
_Lyd._ But he does not do you justice, I believe; and you are so
positively cock-sure of your wit, you would refer to a mere stranger
your plea to the bay-tree.
_Dap._ She jeers me, let me perish! [_Aside._
_Vin._ Dapperwit, a little of your aid; for my lady's invincibly dumb.
_Dap._ Would mine had been so too! [_Aside._
_Vin._ I have used as many arguments to make her speak, as are
requisite to make other women hold their tongues.
_Dap._ Well, I am ready to change sides.--Yet before I go, madam, since
the moon consents now I should see your face, let me desire you to pull
off your mask; which to a handsome lady is a favour, I'm sure.
_Lyd._ Truly, sir, I must not be long in debt to you for the
obligation; pray let me hear you recite some of your verses; which to a
wit is a favour, I'm sure.
_Dap._ Madam, it belongs to your sex to be obliged first; pull off your
mask, and I'll pull out my paper.--[_Aside._] Brisk again, of my side.
_Lyd._ 'Twould be in vain, for you would want a candle now.
_Dap._ [_Aside._] I dare not make use again of the lustre of her
face.--[_To_ LYDIA.] I'll wait upon you home then, madam.
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