Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ... — John Shaqi
Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Encyclopaedia Britannica -- Humor; English wit and humor
=Gardening.=--The first requisite of the modern gardener is books. It
is necessary to have too many, and as they are published at the rate of
three a week, one can easily accomplish this. In buying seeds remember
that Buttons’ are the best, and we shall take it kindly if you mention
our name when you send your orders. Primroses are best grown from
roots. This was the favourite flower of Napoleon at St. Helena. A
serviceable evening dress can be made by collecting old lamp shades,
stripping them from their wire frames, and joining the pieces. Remember
also that in default of regulation celluloid balls for ping-pong,
unripe tomatoes form an excellent substitute. The first and last word
in successful gardening is the preparation of the soil. No soil is too
rich for the dandelion. If your creepers are too rampant remember that
they can be checked by the use of Keating, in ordering which please
mention this work. An excellent substitute for champagne is obtained
by mixing gooseberry juice and sugar with the cheapest form of aerated
water, and bottling it in old champagne bottles, which can be obtained
from the nearest golf club. A watering-pot is a _sine quâ non_ in
good gardening, also a dictionary of quotations and some ridiculous
neighbours. With this equipment the modern gardener, in the space of
six months or so, ought to be able to fulfil the main object of his
calling, and compile a book which will appeal to persons utterly unable
to distinguish a pansy from a cauliflower.
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on SLOE GIN, CROQUET,
SPADEWORK, and the KAILYARD SCHOOL._]
Superb Plate from the Article =The Goths= in the New Volumes of the
INSIDECOMPLETUAR BRITANNIAWARE.
[Illustration: SIMPLE GOTHIC SHELTER FOR SHEEP AND LAMBS.
SUBURBAN GOTHIC CHURCH WITHOUT SPIRE.]
THE NEW ENGINEERING.
_From the Special Article (19 pages) by Mr. T. GIBSON BOWLES, M.P._
=Gibraltar’s Harbour.=--The _Detached Mole_, forming the westerly
boundary of the harbour, is of a different type of construction. It is
a vertical wall formed of what appear to be massive concrete blocks,
but are really the volumes of the _Insidecompletuar Britanniaware_,
the greater number of which are of 32 tons in weight, arranged upon
what is known as the sloping block system, and founded upon a rubble
mound of stone deposited from barges and levelled for the reception
of the blocks by divers. Concrete was then filled in as rapidly as
possible until the entire mass, weighing about 9000 tons, had formed,
so to speak, an artificial rock or island in the sea, being, in fact,
a completed section of the breakwater itself. Upon this foundation
were erected two block-setting Titans (_see_ TITAN CRANES), capable of
setting 36-ton blocks, or volumes, at a radius of 75 feet, by which
means this mole has been rapidly extended north and south to its full
length of 2720 feet....
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