Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Encyclopaedia Britannica -- Humor; English wit and humor
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on LIGHT LITERATURE and THE
ASSOUAN DAM._]
THE TRIBUTE OF A GRAND DUKE.
_From the Special Article by Professor HORACE HUTCHINSON._
=Haskell Ball.=--... This extraordinary projectile, the fruit of
Transatlantic ingenuity, has been likened by the Grand Duke Michael to
an infuriated pat of butter....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on JUMPING BEANS, GUTTA SERENA,
and MR. BALFOUR._]
AN IMPERIOUS NEPHEW.
_From the Special Article (43 pages) by * * * *_
=Hohenzollern, William.=--Now that his moustache has ceased to point
to China, he can be contemplated with more serenity.... It is breaking
no confidence to state that the expedition to the hop district of
Kent, which King Edward VII. contemplated, was abandoned principally
on account of the receipt of a somewhat testy missive from Posen
requesting as a personal favour that no countenance be given to gardens
which, the writer understood, were full of Poles....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on LORD LONSDALE and THE
EXTERMINATION OF RABBITS._]
Superb Plate from the Article on =Holland= in the New
Volumes of the INSIDECOMPLETUAR BRITANNIAWARE.
[Illustration: VIEW NEAR VOLENDAM.
THE HOTEL AT AMSTERDAM WHERE THE BOER GENERAL STAYED.]
THE GREATEST SINCE LEANDER.
_From the Special Article (2000 superlatives) by ALGERNON CHARLES
SWINBURNE._
=Holbein, Montagu.=--In 1902 Montagu Holbein inaugurated the Twentieth
Century with a feat of such sublime and unsubmergible endurance as won
for him an aureole of imperishable lustre. Battling the billows with
an indomitable dexterity more like that of an inspired cachalot than
a finless mortal, this intrepid and miraculous hero only consented to
be withdrawn from the waves when reduced to the verge of irremediable
collapse. Greater than Leander by virtue of the incomparably more
arduous nature of his exploit, greater than Matthew Webb by reason of
his ineffably nobler and more euphonious name, Montagu Holbein has
established a title to undying remembrance that exalts him to the level
of transcendental achievement hitherto attained by Shakespeare, Hugo,
and Dickens alone....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on WATTS-DUNTON, BECKWITH, and
HOW TO FLOAT A COMPANY._]
=Humbert, Madame.= _See_ EXTRADITION.
SHAKESPEAREAN LITERATURE.
_From the Special Article (14 pages) by Mrs. WELLS GALLUP_:
=Lee, Sidney.=--... Mr. Lee is a cipher....
[_The New Volumes also contain an Article on BACON, by Father
Ignatius._]
POPES ON THE STAGE.
_From the Special Article by Mr. BEERBOHM TREE._
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